Listed Price: $30,000
I just returned from the second annual “Big Industry Show” in Las Vegas, an event that can only be described as a literal glass menagerie. The Big Show, a three day trade show and exhibit for glass blowers and other industry mavens, was simply a sight to behold. Calling much of the glass on display paraphernalia really just doesn’t do it justice. This was, in affect, true, cutting-edge art…that also happens to be functional.
A more detailed report on the event, along with full analysis of the glass and innovation on display will be forthcoming–but I simply couldn’t wait to post photos of this one particular wonder of a smoking device. Calling it a “bong” would be criminal–it’s more like a glass garden that you can medicate with. Without further ado, feast your eyes on the legendary, Oregon-based glass artist Darby’s absolute masterpiece:
The slide and bowl is a removable tail that enters the skeleton of this extinct creature.
The piece also features removable bamboo shoots–that double as their own, elongated water pipes:
Notice the precision on the dino-skeleton by Hamm and associates:
The artist, Darby, informed me that it took a team of glass blowers “weeks” to develop and complete this glass jungle. These images do not do the piece its full justice. Like one of Michelangelo’s sculptures or Monet’s paintings, the work of Darby and his peers (who I’ll be covering soon) cannot truly be appreciated.
Can any stoner outside of Richard Branson and perhaps Joe Rogan afford this crystal concubine? Probably not. But if you win the Mega Millions and had $30K to blow…you’d have to buy this, right?