The Scoop: This little known strain burst onto the scene in the Emerald Triangle in the late 2000s. Since her introduction to the NorCal weed scene, the aptly nicknamed “Caveman Kush” has been making the impact you’d expect from this genetic combination of Abusive OG and Pre 98 Bubba Kush. Caveman quickly gained popularity among growers for her quick vertical growth with heavy branching.
The Result: Smokers enjoy her most for her instantaneous and potent effects.
Also Known As: Caveman Kush, Caveman
How Stoned Will You Get: 9, tired and hungry
Average THC: 17-19 %
Average Price Per ⅛: $40
Strain Profile: Caveman is a hearty OG variety that embodies the top attributes of her parents. She is known to remove both your inhibitions and lower your motivation, a few tokes from this hardcore kush will leave you rummaging for snacks and ready for a nap.
Appearance: She has medium sized buds that are made up of large flared out alien calyxes packed tightly side to side. Every conical peak is covered in rows of long stemmed trichomes that highlight the magenta and purple veins decorating each bract’s golden underside. Caveman OG catches reflecting light only along the outside of her frame that gives an alluring depth to the shadows hugging the inside of each of the crevasses that make up her exterior. The darkness that surrounds each bud gives her a mystery that ensures that she will find her way back into your hands to continue to peel back each fleshy and aromatic layer for a closer look.
Consistency: For the best tasting bowl, Caveman OG buds should be carefully broken up outside of a grinder to help keep as many of the fragile trichome heads in tact.
Scent: There is a thick sweet air that hangs about each bud concealing the rank kush aroma inside. A small sample of Caveman OG can stink up a good sized area. This is not a good choice for a private smoker or someone in close quarters with uptight neighbors, her saturated forest aroma will leave the air around you thick with the musky presence of a neanderthal breathing down your neck.
Taste: Caveman OG shows versatility in taste by presenting the smoker with two congruent flavor palates that both well represents OG and Kush stereotypes. The flavor molds from a strong and sweet classic kush to a much more aggressive double shot pinesap espresso and will test even the most adventurous toker’s tongues. The dominating warmth that clouds the air around freshly cracked nugs also coats smoker’s mouths making users breath emanate of authentic chronic.
Effect: The effects of Caveman can be felt almost instantly with most users reporting effects after just 2 minutes. There is an overpowering physical euphoria that takes over your body, every inhale of this kush replaces your blood with lead, sinking you in your seat and and sinking your brow over your eyes. At full strength Caveman OG has a debilitating effect that disables most smokers inhibitions and thought processes, it is great for catching a full night of uninterrupted sleep for those who are stressed out with over active minds.
Growth and Seed Info: . Caveman OG has a large frame that brings together the sturdiness of Bubba Kush with the growth vigor of Abusive OG. She has large and blusterous leaves that are truly prehistoric in person known to reach over 12″ in diameter in ideal conditions. Her big beautiful leaves can cause problems for herself by blocking lower bud sites and drawing moisture into others, for this reason Caveman OG is best suited for an Indoor or greenhouse environment. Her calyxes continue to expand well into nine weeks of flower and can produce a moderate yield for an OG.
Strain Background: Caveman OG is a California strain bringing together the best traits of two renowned plants. You can find her prominently in and around northern California and as far north as the Canadian border. Little is known about this plant origin except it’s arrival on the scene in the late 2000’s early 2010. She was quickly proliferated in the emerald triangle and up the West coast where growers gave her a permanent spot in their gardens. Caveman OG is a fast growing Bubba kush variety that packs a hashy and immediate punch making her an easy replacement for the lower-yielding and low-vigor pre 98 Bubba that is her mother.
Pros: Good yield for an OG, Easy to grow
Cons: Can be susceptible to mold,
Original Breeder: Clone only
Current Breeder: Clone only
Known Phenotypes: One known phenotype
Seed Bank of Choice: Clone only
Flowering Time: 49-60 days
Growth Height: can exceed 7 feet
Expected Yield: Average (Moderate for an OG)
Garden Skill Level: Novice
Breeder Quote/Advice: These ladies are hungry for their nutrients; feed them
Medical Uses: Sleep, Nausea, Pain
Verdict: Caveman OG is a serious smoke for those who need instant relief
Family: OG, Kush
Related Strains: Abusive OG , Pre 98 Bubba Kush