Grease Monkey #1 Marijuana Strain Review

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Strain Overview

The Scoop: What do you get when one of Northern California’s most accomplished cultivators crosses Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream? Well, you end up with a clone-only Sativa phenotype with a unique and distinctive flavor profile, and a strain with a seriously elevated THC content. Originally propagated by the skilled growers at Exotic Genetix, the inspired breeders at RB26 have produced a flavorful twist with their version of Grease Monkey #1.

The Result: Loaded with tantalizing terpenes and powerful cannabinoids, Grease Monkey #1 is an inspirational trip through the flavorful domain of this skillfully hybridized Sativa. Perfect for stimulating moments of self-analysis and introspection, this inspired strain also helps mitigate fatigue and tedium brought about by the never-ending grind of our modern world.

The Verdict: Grease Monkey #1 is straight fuego for stimulating the bored cranium. Overpowering those inconvenient daily aches and pains while quelling your inner anxiety, this appetizing strain is also known to knock down thoughts of melancholy, annoyance, and monotony. Providing late afternoon motivation for the working masses — Grease Monkey #1 is a flavorful and thought-provoking way to end your stress filled day.

Find RB26’s Grease Monkey #1 at Canna Cruz Collective, Buddah Co., and Buddiez 

RB26 Grease Monkey #1

RB26 Grease Monkey #1

Strain Characteristics

Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Also Known As: Grease Monkey #1

Genetics: Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream

Origin: Exotic Genetix

How Stoned Will You Get: 9.5

Average THC: 30% – 32% (as reported by the cultivator)

Average Price Per ⅛: $45

Awards: 2016 HTMCC 2nd place hybrid flower

Strain Profile

The Science: Grease Monkey #1 is, as stated above, Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream. Known for its elevated flavor profile, Grease Monkey #1 is generally high in the following terpenes: Limonene, Alpha Pinene, Beta Pinene, Myrcene and Caryophyllene.

Appearance: Producing a revved up flower loaded with psychoactive properties, Grease Monkey #1 enjoys visibly swollen calyxes that appear dusted by its cannabinoid-laced trichomes. Coveted by 420-enthusiasts thanks to her shimmering trichomes and orange pistils, this strain calls out to the inquisitive consumer/head with her tight node structure and sparkling flowers.

Consistency: Shielded by her psychoactive guardians, this resinous strain necessitates the use of a slightly more high-tech apparatus than your nimble digits for efficient shredding. Exiling frustration while saving valuable cannabinoids and effort, the use of a good grinder, or at least a sharp pair of scissors, is highly recommended.

Scent: Leaning hard toward the petroleum end of the aroma spectrum, this mental mechanic shuns the sweeter side of her parental lineage.

Taste: Enjoying an elevated and pungent hint of fuel-like flavors, RB26’s Grease Monkey #1 is slightly less creamy and syrupy than other versions of this strain. Germinating a pacifying palate that gently hypnotizes its consumer, this strain embraces a dynamic high-octane flavor profile.

Effect: A mild-mannered mechanic for the mind, Grease Monkey #1 instills a sense of relaxed rapture while simultaneously inspiring elevated feelings of blissful exhilaration.

Strain Background: A cross between Gorilla Glue #4 – a 1st place winner at the 2014 Michigan and Los Angeles HTCC competitions – with Cookies & Cream; also a 1st Place winner in the Hybrid category of the 2014 Denver HTCC, RB26 has methodically cultivated this powerful award-winning strain for your smoking, toking, and dabbing pleasure.

Medical use: Utilized for mitigating daily stress and anxiety, as well as muscle aches and pain, Grease Monkey #1 quiets bouts of periodic depression, insomnia, and diminished appetites.

Growth and Seed Info

Note: A Sativa-dominant clone-only phenotype keeper, the strain requires patience to hit full maturation.

rb26_greece_monkey_1_strain_reviewPros: Elevated yield and THC content

Cons: Flowering duration

Original Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Current Breeder: RB26

Known Phenotypes: Sativa

Seed Bank of Choice: Clone only

Flowering Time: 60 days

Flowering Type: ScrOG

Growth Height: Moderate – Tall

Expected Yield: Large

Garden Skill Level: Advanced

Family: Sativa

Related Strains: Guerrilla Glue #4, Cookies & Cream, Sour Dubb, Chem Sister, Girl Scout Cookies, F1 Durban, OG Kush, Starfighter F2, Alien Dog, Tahoe Alien, Northern Lights

About Author

Born in Long Beach, raised on the central coast: I surf, dab, burn, and blog – though not necessarily in that order. I'm a husband, a father and a lifelong consumer of connoisseur grade weed. I don't drink alcohol or consume any other "drugs." I consider myself to be living proof that weed is not a gateway drug. If it were, I'd be in some serious trouble. Instead, as a 50-year-old ex-realtor that has been smoking weed for nearly 80% of my life (just did the math) ... I can only say, marijuana is safer than prescription pills or alcohol could ever hope to be for calming what stirs the savage beast.

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