MILF Marijuana Strain Review

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Strain Overview

The Scoop: Referred to as ‘MILF,’ a.k.a. Marijuana I’d Like to Flower, this evocative Sativa-dominant hybrid comes to us from the Southern California-based breeders, Mother Chucker’s seeds. As alluring as its namesake, MILF is a tantalizing cross between a White Widow mom and a select cut of Trainwreck. Defined by its ability to initiate endless conversations and an energetic mindset, this MILF instills a relaxed state of euphoria.

The Result: Whether divorced, separated, married or single, MILF helps to eradicate stress-related headaches with its powerful cannabinoids. Acknowledged for her Sativa-dominant phenotypes, MILF’s high provides a headstrong trip through the psychological world of human emotions.

The Verdict: With a hint of indica phenos also pulsing through this strain’s genetics, MILF produces a sweet flower covered in psychoactive trichomes. Not for the feeble-minded nor inexperienced, MILF has a nasty little habit of leaving the uninitiated dazed and confused for hours.

Strain Characteristics

Mother I'd Like To Flower

Mother I’d Like to Flower

Type: 80/20 Sativa-dominant hybrid

Also Known As: Marijuana I’d Like to Flower

Genetics: White Widow x e-32 Arcata Trainwreck

Origin: Southern California

How Stoned Will You Get: 8

Average THC: 18%

Average Price Per ⅛: $40

Awards: Not yet

Strain Profile

The Science: Another in a long line of Sativa-dominant hybrids that blends her thought-provoking intensity with an Indica-style body high, the overall cannabinoid and terpene profile for the MILF strain is still cloaked in mystery. That said, by crossbreeding the e-32 Trainwreck cut with White Widow, Mother Chucker has cultivated an offspring with inspired genetics.

Appearance: Conical shaped and interwoven with pumpkin blushed pistils, this strain tastes as good as it looks. At first glance the strain appears glistening with diamond-like trichomes, flashing the world with her psychoactive goodies. Dense, with a slight Indica pheno, this bold MILF’s sack appeal is rock solid.

Consistency: When properly cultivated and cured, MILF should feel dry to the touch when first removed from the container. Simultaneously maintaining a sticky/moist consistency when shredded for smoking, this strain requires endurance and the right tools to ensure even burning and prevent runs in the joint.

Scent: The nose knows pure dankness when we smell it. The MILF strain maintains the heady aroma of mother Earth crossed with an attention-grabbing nose of honeyed sage.

Taste: Sweetened by nature and helped by the cultivator with proper nutrients and curing, MILF’s overall flavor profile is typical of many modern Sativas. Emulating its environment while restricted by genetics, this strain preserves the flavor of clean soil on the inhale crossed with a hint of sugar-coated sage on the exhale.

Effect: Lighting up this smoldering strain, MILF delivers a pounding cerebral high filled with wild abandonment. Her collective cannabinoids and terpenes implant a sense of unadulterated ecstasy as MILF’s Indica side provides a reassuring body high.

Strain Background: One fiery ‘marijuana strain I’d like to flower,’ MILF is a cross between an e-32 Arcata Trainwreck father and a White Widow mother.  Helping to keep the Sativa side of this strain on track during its flowering cycle, the Afghani side of Trainwreck shortens the overall wait to hit full maturation.

Medical Uses: This MILF performs miracles on those suffering from daily bouts of painful joint information, throbbing headaches, endless depression, muscle cramps, and never-ending anxiety.

Growth and Seed Info

Note: A snap to grow, MILF can be harvested by early October when cultivated outdoors

Pros: High yield – bountiful harvest

Cons: Potential for mold and mildew

Original Breeder: Mother Chucker

Current Breeder: Mother Chucker

Known Phenotypes: Indica and Sativa

Seed Bank of Choice: Mother Chucker’s Seeds

Flowering Time: Indoor 10-12 weeks

Flowering Type: Leggy, so ScrOG

Growth Height: Dependent on vegetation cycle indoor; 5-7’

Expected Yield: Outdoors 500 grams

Garden Skill Level: Intermediate to beginner

Family: Sativa

Related Strains: Trainwreck, White Widow, Mrs. Elvis, Stacy’s Mom, Sugar Magnolia

Breeder Quote/Advice: Supplemental nutrients and copious amounts of light increase yields, density and potency.

Photos Courtesy of Allie Beckett

About Author

Born in Long Beach, raised on the central coast: I surf, dab, burn, and blog – though not necessarily in that order. I'm a husband, a father and a lifelong consumer of connoisseur grade weed. I don't drink alcohol or consume any other "drugs." I consider myself to be living proof that weed is not a gateway drug. If it were, I'd be in some serious trouble. Instead, as a 50-year-old ex-realtor that has been smoking weed for nearly 80% of my life (just did the math) ... I can only say, marijuana is safer than prescription pills or alcohol could ever hope to be for calming what stirs the savage beast.

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  1. Morley Redwood on

    I’m a licenced patient / grower. Where is the best place I can order online? For Shatter ,weed,and moon-rocks.

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