The i smoke way to much and have 3 days till test thread

[tomselleck]

-My info : 5'8 150lbs, very dark and somewhat short hair.

-Smoking background: At least once a day for the past year, and in the past 4-6 months 3-4 times a day(med/high- grade). Another kicker the past 2-3 months ive been smoking mainly hash (about 4 grams a week).

-Test: I was just notified this morning my test was supposed to be today or tomorrow. I informed them of a family emergency so i have at most 4 days to take the hair test.

So as you can see I have a very very slim chance of passing, I figure i will document this as my situation seems to be somewhat extreme. In my past 2 years of smoking ive met many fellow smokers and im so shocked by the positive attitudes. LA, Santa Barbra, San Fran, Arizona, Colorado, anywhere ive gone fellow smokers have been so helpful and friendly so hopefully this can be my contribution in some way.

Ive been using T/sal (3% sacilyic acid) and a swimmers shampoo for the past 4 days. I plan on bleaching my hair the night before the test, followed by a bleach and redye the day of the test. Coupled with a detox shampoo (undecided which brand as of now) the day of the test as well.

So im looking for as many helpful hints,tips,suggestions, etc.. I feel like i basically have 0 chances of passing but I may as well give it a shot.

Hopefully 1toke and Jerry G will comment, ive been lurking and they seem to be very helpful. So here it goes