oh_crapola

Before I throw in the towel and admit to my folks I smoked and won't be able to pass... I thought I'd ask here to see what my chances are:

During the month of May and the first few days of June, I smoked good stuff in fairly large quantities. I stopped after that.

About two weeks later (two weeks ago), I smoked again in small quantities for a few hours.

Since then, and in the two weeks before that, I was clean.

I have applied for a job that I have learned will hair test me if I'm selected.

I have at least a couple of weeks to do something to my hair. I have ordered the Toxin Wash, and already have the Hair Mudd, but from all the reports I'm reading here it sounds like VERY extreme measures are still no guarantee of success, and these products just won't work as advertised.

I have blonde hair, cut down to about an inch and a half, fairly fine. I am willing to try a bleach/redye/bleach/redye but have no idea what I'm doing. I am willing to try the MAC method, but it sounds like that's not any guarantee anymore.

I just don't want to wind up getting caught by my parents at this point; I don't even really care about the job. Maybe I should just tank the interview somehow? What's a good way to do that?

I need some guidance, please...