GREENFOODGAMES

Hey all my first post here, well I am a white male 6"0"- 210lbs with medium brown hair about 3 inches. Of course I have a job interview coming up after passing 3 written test for this company, but at least I saw a sign there that told me they will be doin a hair/urine test. I have 5 miserable weeks clean after for 11 years smoking a 1/2OZ a week of the best regs you ever saw.
So for the first 3 days I washed my hair like 5-8 times twice a day with head and shoulders extra volume shampoo and was massaging lemon juice into my hair and let it sit for a few minutes then rinse it out and repeat (got the lemon juice tip from wikipedia thing on yahoo). Did some homework and have for 4 days now been using suave deep cleaning shampoo, still a little lemon juice in there then wash out with the suave, then I wash my hair with tide 2xconcentrated and put peroxide in my hair then use the blue clean and clear (I cant find the pink and my kid had this) and it's gotta be near the same cause this stuff has a burn to it then a cooling sensation. I usually let it sit in my hair for 3-5 minutes and then wash my hair with the tide and it feels like horse hair, I do this in the morning and again at night, 2 times I added a cap full of straight clorox bleach in with the clean and clear and oculd feel it gets real warm but it's gaging so I wash it out after a minute or so. Today got this Nuetrogina anti-residue that says rids hair of 90% and use once weekly, used it this morning before I did the other steps. I plan on doing 2 bleach and redye before the test and the washing with the suave and nuetrogina a bunch of times after to make it not look like I just died my hair, which is now looking like a crappy dirty blond, I figure I have about a week more until I get the other interview that is followed up by the test and do not know the lab they are using, so I guess I am kinda looking for some advise and maybe reassurance, looks like I need to exchange my dye for one with amonia accordding to jerryg's method but unfortunatly toxin wash is out of my budget at this time