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Sort of like watching a 2 hour movie and missing the last 5 minutes.

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just johnny

Got clipped last wed, got the goddamn results on monday already!

Stats: 5'9", 207, ~7-8% bf, powerlifting, running, blah blah blah

History: Moderate to heavy smoker with around 50 days clean. Also made the stupid mistake of indulging in the white, the very thing most people I talk to are failing from.

Method(s):

--From the word go, was using Aloe Rid on daily basis.
--5 days prior to test, used a modified mac, substituting Paul Mitchell 3 for Tide
--Bleached hair 3 days prior, immediately followed with methyl alcohol (ala Heet) and
PM 3 for around 30 minutes. Later that evening did another mod mac.
--Used mod mac & Heet 2 days prior
--On the night before, used 1/2 of a perm kit, rinsed out perm crap without adding
neutralizer, then added Heet again and used like 1/3 of Omni Detox shampoo, all
for a whole damn hour; then added neutralizer and actually mac'd again in evening
--Repeated the perm-Heet-Omni day of test, a good three hours prior. About an hour
before, scrubbed with Heet again and used the rest of the Omni.
--Swiped this "green tea" body lotion crap from girlfriend to use as a leave-in
conditioner since it had every ingredient all the detox products contain. I also
used this on the days prior to test to keep my scalp & hair in decent shape

Sorry for such a long post, but the new job pays--and it pays well!! Thanks & kudos to this board for helping poor schmucks like myself out!

BaltimoreRavens

Thanks for everyone's help...just got my results in today, and I passed!

Clean for 20 days, before that smoke probably twice a week of average-pretty good stuff. Mac'd probably 10 times, including the night before and the morning of. Also used PM3 after every Mac session. Used Zydot the morning off. Did this all to my armpits, as my head hair was too short. Burned like hell, but I passed and got the job! Skin is a little dry now, was really red the morning of the test. Tester was an idiot, she didn't ask any questions. 5'8, 160 lbs, dark brown hair.

Thanks again, couldn't have done it without the forum!

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congratulations on passing.

one comment tho...

What did you expect the tester to say or ask? What could she ask? Got rash? allergic to your pit spray? Been washing your pit hair with something? Why should she bother. It won't disqualify you from "donating" the hair, even if you washed with gasoline (don't do this kids, it is dangerous and doesn't work).

The tester wasn't an idiot, probably smarter than you actually gave her credit for (no, it wasn't me, I would remember clipping someone's pit hair, although I did have to shave a guy's legs the other day

grillmeats

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BaltimoreRavens

Nope, she actually was quite incompetent. She went for my head hair at first (which is buzzed with a 2 on a razor, way too short for a hair sample), then had me cut the hair because "armpits are nasty". Then she proceeded to comment that me cutting my own hair was turning my skin red.

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Ok, maybe she was an airhead. I'll give you that one. Congrats anyway.

mobudda

I start my new job on June 4th, heres what I did to help me pass the hair test. I did the Mac method a total of three times. Two weeks before the test, a week before the test and the night before the test. Also, the night before the test, I bleached and then dyed my hair back to my natural brown. That was a bad move because in a two hour period I "Macced" my hair followed by bleach and dye. My head was on fire!!!! But it apparently worked. On the day of the test I just used the Biowash shampoo from the headshop. Like everyone else, I dont know what exactly made me pass but Im pretty sure it wasnt the Biowash.

Now for my body type and what was in my system/hair:

Im 6 feet tall and about 165 lbs. and brown hair. Average to above ave. metabolism and run two times a week. Light smoker, bowl a day for 6 years. I quit in Jan. but I did breakdown and toke four seperate times, one of which was about one month ago. I also took something to ease my backpaiin a month ago.

I would like to thank Mac for the remedy, 1toke for the advise, and everyone else who gave me input during these hard times. This site is a lifesaver, my wife would have been really mad at me for a really really really long time if I didnt get this job.

If I left out anything, im kinda stoned at this present moment, tell me. Peace

Edit: This was a Quest Diagnostics hair test

grillmeats

Winner , Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONETIMER!!!

Thank you all for your postings, they helped me PASS!!!!
I am or was (25 days clean) a very heavy smoker for over the past 5 years, a least an OZ a week...(Good thing i keep getting these good jobs ) I bleached my hair 3 days prior to the test, put high octain booster in the same night, did the Mac method the next day, and died my hair back that night. I did the MAC method again the day of the test. I left the mac stuff in for over an hour, just to make sure, one can never be too carefull. Got my results and all was negetive!!!
if it wasnt for my fellow stoners i would never have learned about this sight....ROCK OUT WITH YOUR BONG OUT!!!
Thank you all again!!!
MAC It next time you are in doubt.