Breathless

ok, here's the deal, goin' through a temp agency, knew i was gonna get tested, didn't know it was gonna be hair...

i passed a urine test for a delivery truck drivin' job in 2 days with just drinking mass amounts of water, to the point of almost vomiting, drank almost two gallons the day of, peed roughyl 12 times or so before taking it, passed, then they told me i must have had my license for three years, i was a few months shy, anyhow, ...

thinking it was gonna be a urine test, i didn't worry, didn't stop smoking, until i found out it'd be a hair test, it was 11/7/05, monday morning i had last smoked (cleaned the pipe, got maybe two hits), it is now monday night, i found out today it will be hair and i've got to take the test sometime this week. I smoked heavily, like at least 5 pinky finger sized doobs a day before all this. i had cut back to only smoking once a week (just a couple hits) for the last week and a half just to make sure i'd pass the urine test, but now they want my hair
I'm 6 foot, 135 lb, male, thin hair (not bald but like, skinny stranded), light brown, sorta blondish, roughly 2 in. length, extremely high metabolism.

i don't have much money to spare with no job, but managed to get 30 bucks and bought STRIPNC cleansing shampoo from a local head shop...on the "covertlabs" website given on the box...this product is not even mentioned...but ingredients are as follows...

Triethanolamine, sufanate, luamide DEA, cocamidepropyl betaime, purified water, sodium chloride, tetrasodium EDTA, methyl paraben, fragrance, ED&C Yellow No. 5, and Blue No. 1, Aluminum Lake

i believe (not sure) that EDTA makes things enter your skin which normally would not, but this isn't a follicle test, it's from clippings...anyway, i know that if this doesn't work, and there isn't a cheap way aside from this, then i am screwed, please, respond with any helpful information, or, if anyone owns a rocket launcher and lives in michigan, let me borrow it so I can blow up Concentra since it'll prolly take more than 90 days to rebuild it, thanks in advance, and i'll be posting here frequently, definitely w/ the results about this STRIPNC crud...

namaste
breathless