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TimmyP

So Im going to get my old job back at Costco in between semesters this year. My old supervisor called me and tells me that although I am garuanteed a job back (im already on the schedule), I have to go through the rehiring process.

She told me that I need to come and fill out some paperwork today, when I was there she also whipped out the saliva test kit.

I faked a phone call saying the I had to go get my mom who was in a car accident which temporarily got me off the hook, and now Im here at home reading these forums knowing that later today I will need to take this test.

I have been a heavy smoker for the last two months (every night) but before that I used to toke up about 3 nights a week (since April 20th, my first time).

I have many friends there and I smoke with a couple on occasion, they are even heavier smokers than I am. My friends, who all passed, smoked the night before and when they took the test the next day, they had rinsed their mouths out well with hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol.

Being in college I am not very active, Im mainly studying my ass off. I smoked a HUGE bong about 14 hours ago, and I can wait another 2 hours before I go take the test.

What should I do? I plan on doing what my friends did but are there any other additional steps I can take in these next two hours that will increase my chances of success on the bull**** test?

Thank you for your time.

 

manatee54

I would dilute the hydrogen perxodide a little:

Floss very well first.
Then do your thing with the mixture you said.
Buy a small thing of listerine, and altoids on your way.
Put the altoids in, let work, and in the parking lot, swish real good with the listerine....(park where you're not noticed)....then altoid again with a few mints....spitting out, prior to entering store...

That's about the best you can do, other than trying to get a little air between the swab and your cheek while holding in your mouth.

Good luck..

TimmyP

Wow, well right now im in my room with altoids, listerene, isopropyl rubbing alcohol, and hydrogen peroxide.

I just flossed and brushed my teeth very well.

Ill keep you all posted on what happens, i think im gonna go back and try in about 45 minutes. then it will have been about 16 hours.

Damn, my mouth hurts lol!

manatee54

Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and stay cool......

Bet your mouth is sore.... make sure you ain't caused it to bleed to badly. And stay cool . . (of course with the Altoids, you will be coool)

Let us know,

Peace

TimmyP

Well Im back and things actually took an interesting turn, so here goes...

I went in after rinsing my mouth several times with listerene in my car and sucking on 8 altoids at once.

I took the test and the test didnt finish. My supervisor said that I didnt get my mouth wet enough so she pulled out the second test.

Being Saturday at Costco it was really busy and my supervisor had to run somewhere and Jimmy, our department manager took over. He looked at my test and said she did it wrong, my heart sank, would I have to take another one?

NOPE! He said, "these tests cost like 25 dollars a piece, your fine." He then threw my incomplete second test in the trash. So it looks like Im in the clear to return to work!

 

manatee54

Magnificent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, now soothe that sore mouth, with a few hit's of your favorite MJ.... U Deserved it.... that is of course, you saw or signed something that said you were fine. You wouldn't want to go back, and the Manager say's we have to send it off.

Anyway - - You've had a day for sure.

Wish I could smoke one for ya...

grillmeats

You are a wise person. The test is over, and you are working. Have a great holiday.

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