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Originally Posted by MJgotmebydaBals

What up everybody. THis site is the shit and its because of progressive potheads like yourselves that I've been able to continue using marijuana without any failed testing. So now Im giving back and posting some info on a couple of my drug test experiences and post the results with them as well so we can fine tune what we know about these Federal invasions of privacy.

First Off:
THC is NOT liquid soluble! Drinking large amounts of water, wheatgrass, green tea, cranberry juice only minimizes the chances of detection minimally.
It is stored in your fat cells and the best way to help shed the toxins is exercising and burining away the cals on a treadmill. (sucks doesnt it)

Dont fool yourselves, Ive failed drug tests after being sober for longer than a month. It all depends on how much you have smoked, and how recently.

FUCK TASC.

REMEMBER! We are in a whole new age now fellow smokers. Our marijuana is 100 times more potent than what used to be smoked back in the 70's! This means larger amounts of THC is stored in your body and may have longer detection time.


Necessary Precautions:
I am always using different times of vitamins and pharmaceuticals to continuously cleanse my system in an attempt to descrease the build up of THC in my fat cells. You should to.

1) Niacin - detoxifys the blood stream. Literally burns out some of the THC out of your system. I recomend no more than 250-500mg a day. (Youll turn bright red if you take too much)

2) Detoxify's Constant Cleanse Capsules - These work great. Its a variety of natural multivitamins formulated to help collect and excrete bodily toxins. Constant Cleanse will completely flush your system of THC within 2-3 weeks. But some of us don't have that long.

3) Detoxify's Pre-Cleanse Capsules - Help collect all toxins in the body before flushing them out of the system. Take the night before a test.

4) Vitamin B-100's - Good source of B vitamins that dye the urine and intestinal tract resulting in healthy, non diluted urine (in case inspected for color before submitted to a lab).

5) Creatine - Any source of creatine is good. Red meat is a great choice for a natural supplement of creatine. Creatine assists in flushing the body of its toxins and dyes the urine.

* All of these supplements I found at your local pharmacy and local headshops(trails)*

Solutions for Passing a Urine Test:

STOP SMOKING ! (lol jk jk)

Detoxify X-Extra Clean - This is an immediate seven hour detox drink thats used one hour before a urine test. Chemicals in the drink block the liver and kidneys from secreting any toxins into the bloodstream/urine and produces a clean test result. MUST BE SOBER FOR 72 HOURS PRIOR TEST!

* This shit works people. Read the directions, do it right, wait 72 hours and you are good to pass any TASC certified lab test in the country.

XTreme 10 Minute Rapid Detox Pill - HERE IS WHERE IT IS AT! 200% guarenteed to pass a urine test. This pill is an immediate detox and produces clean urine for up to four hours. Taking this ONE SMALL PILL is like drinking three X-Extra Clean Detox Drinks and requires NO SOBER WAITING PERIOD.

* This is the best you can find for urine tests everybody. I have smoked the NIGHT BEFORE and have passed the test the next day on more than one occasion. Its worth $40 if you really want to pass the test. Take it from me...this pill is legit.
drugtest-solutions.com/xtreme_softgel.htm!!!!!

Originally Posted by MJgotmebydaBals

My Very First Saliva Test:

About a three days ago I had my interview for a job @ Costco where they informed me that they would be screening any of my specimen's of choice for illegal substances. I luckily new someone who had just recently had to take a saliva test for the job and she assures me that I will also be taking a saliva test within the next week or so. Im completely new at this whole saliva test thing but I figure I can try all the shit out on the market and go through any tips I find here on the site and let all of you know whether or not I pass or fail.


So if any of you have any relevant experience in this field or know anything about saliva testing please reply to this thread and I will do my part in a tracking down the results and procedures throughout the ordeal. I have about five days or so to pass this test and I am smoking today. The clock starts now....lets hear some feed back!!!!!

Originally Posted by MJgotmebydaBals

THC is NOT liquid soluble!

Originally Posted by sec3

This kid might be 19 years old, but belongs in high school. He/she still has a lot to learn.

We should just let him/her waste all that big money he/she will make from that minimum wage, part time job at Costco on all that magic detox crap. That way, there will be no money left to purchase his/her weed.