jimbusnimbus

I beat the man dammit. i tested the other day. hair was taken form 3 spots on my head.
two days later i had my answer.
so it can be done naysayers. if anyone should have failed it was me. a long time chronic daily user.

it is a good day indeed america

jimbus nimbus

Bailey1138

So, how'd ya do it? Don't keep us in suspense, share your knowledge!

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jimbusnimbus

first of all i would like to thank god and all the members of the academy....my possee, puffie, biggie, and howard stern the wackest caucazoid on this here mofo.

now i can not say what process definitively worked, but i can list what i did to beat the alleged unbeatable hair test.

history- i am a 30something and a 20+ years, daily smoker; so any weekend warrior should pass easy.

a) stop smoking, (i did for 31 days longest span ever) i assume the longer the better.

b) start using hair "clarifiers" or strippes, the stronger the better, they can be bought at beauty supply stores. try and do 3-4 treatments before test. soak with vinegar before stripping.

C) www.detox.com, i used their hair test "root clean" shampoo/gel everyday sometimes twice starting about 2 weeks before testing.

d) daily 5-10 min. soaks with apple cider vinegar before 2-3 shampooings. starting 2 weeks before testing.

e) several times 4-5 , after rinsing vinegar out i quickly followed with 10 min. vodka soaks, then shampooed out with detox shampoo.

F) new product- EDTA based aloe gel i would put this on right before bed, 2-3 weeks before test, found at local super market. use any edta based clarifiers, shampoos or gels. check labels, you can not clean and strip enough! i sometimes spent 2 hours in the shower. shampoo and soak 2-3 times a day every day.

g) www.hairtest.com- new product- AFTERBURNER, i bought this, paid around $140.00 inc. freight. once again i can not say if this alone worked, but i did pass. this comes with a pre testing soluton which i used daily for about 8-9 days before testing, usually following a vinegar soak. vinegar is supposed to open the pores on the hair shaft. so soak with that prior to any new process.

f) new product - hair perm- do it at home or have a salon do it. my g/f is a salon owner so i had access to professinal grade clarifiers and perm solution. professional stuff supposedly works better. mine was done the day before test. note you do not have to curl your hair when getting perm! the perm straightens your hair. you must put curlers in to make it curl. just use 1st solution then lock it in with 2nd solution.
in my opinion this is what helped the most in passing test.

g) day of test- basically used everything one more time excluding clarifiers and perm and vodka. soaked with vinegar before and after each step to open hair up. then used afterburner 3 part kit. first seams to be a heavy salt leaching. soaks for 30 minutes and literally crystalizes up. rinse with water( i did this whole process in my pool so chlorine might be a factor dont kmow) and they say to use vinegar between each step. caution it burns a wee bit at this point.
next 2 steps seemed to be a cleanser/shampoo, which are done back to back and both must be left on and deeply massaged for 30 mins. each.
rinsed out final wash but did not use vinegar.

H) hopped in shower used detox shampoo, followed with edta based aloe shampoo which i also laced with edta aloe gel, rinsed, added big wad of detox root clean gel, blew dry and headed to test.

I) 2 days later i passed and got me a $20,000 pay raise!

thank you and goodnight

executive mr nimbus

burnt311

That sounds like a little much of work no?

nomadtw

my guess is the staying clean for 31 days that did it

that's probably the pd that they tested

PokeSmot

Sounds like you fried the **** outta your hair man!!!!

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DeltaLima

Is shaving a solution? I have that look, I shave my head (1/8 left) every 2 weeks and it cost nothing at all.

BLEW

it costs about 0.2 cents to shave your head in electricity

BrownToothpick

.2 cents to shave ur head.. that dude must've been blown at the time.. hahaha this place is hella cool.. and funny at times..

but yo.. i think that was just a little too much work for your hair.. i hope u don't go bald or nothing.. i don't think i can do all that vodka soaking.. i'll let it soak up my tummy, but not my hair..

peAce

johnno420

If his RAISE was 20 grand it's worth any amount of work =p