Yoss

I've been reading your forums for a bit, and I have a rough idea of my plan based on all of you helpful folks. I'd appreciate any suggestions, additions, or moral support anyone can provide. Thanks.

First, let me share my personal info: Male, 6', 165 lbs, dark brown long curly hair. Daily smoker (about half a bowl of cheap stuff) all summer. Quit 4 weeks ago, started again two weeks ago. Last smoked 2 nights ago (Oct 29.) Found out I need to take a hair test before starting work in January. They didn't give me a deadline, but I figure I can't stall past mid December. I really need to get this job, so I am willing to take extreme measures to pass this test (short of spending my life's savings.)

Here's what I want to do: Detoxing my body with diet, daily cardio, drinking. Ordering zydot and toxin wash off the internet. 7 days after my last toke, I'm going to shave off all my body hair (except scalp,) so that any which grows back by testing time will be clean. Cutting my head hair down to an inch today, so that it will be long enough by testing time. A friend will help me bleach and redye Nov. 5. Will wash out bleach, dye, with toxin wash. I figure I will do that weekly, unless my hair starts falling out, for the next 6 weeks. The day of the test, baking soda, toxin wash, zydot, within a few hours of the test. Also considering a few trips to the tanning salon.

Questions: Will I need multiple containers of zydot and toxin wash? I figure probably yes, for multiple toxin washes. Is it beneficial to use zydot more than once? Also, would including the Mac method help me? I've read posts saying it counteracts the bleaching, others seem to add everything together.

Any help would be appreciated. I really like this company, and they like me. But when the HR lady passed me the paper with 'hair sample' checked, I very nearly lost my mind. The rest of the meeting was a dull roaring sound...