dank

I just got offered a gov't job and now I need to submit a hair follicle test.

I hadn't smoked for about a year up until recently. One of my boys hooked me up with some KB for cheap so for about 3 weeks straight I've smoked a blunt daily. The last time I smoked was a week ago.
My Hair follicle test is probably sometime next week.

I'm a black dude so I usually keep my hair pretty short. I just got a hair cut on Friday.

Should I be worried?
Should the Maccujo method be enough for me to pass?

Do you think they would take a sample from somewhere other than my head like my balls since it's so short up there???

That would be weird. I don't want no nurses messing with my balls unless they are hot.

Any help or opinions would be appreciated,

Jerry G

You should be worried.

The Mac method does not have good results on your hair type.

The best advice I can give is to either bleach and redye or go with a hair relaxer,and combine with Toxin Wash and Zydot. Do some research in the results thread, and come back with more questions.

Thick dark hair is the toughest to clean.

missyone

You know what go for it the Mac potion and Zydot and use some Motion oil moisturizer shampoo and the conditioner in the jar after the wards the bottle color is yellow and purple that's good stuff after putting all that sh--t in your hair it makes it dry as the desert.. I used the Mac potion and some test-in shampoo that I got off the internet this weekend and took my hair test on Monday they do want a lot of hair from you but me being a black queen my hair is medium bob hair cut cute.. anyway I only gave some like a pencil in width it takes 3 days for result so I won't know if I passed until thursday or if those concocktions worked.. I am not a everyday smoker .. but I will see and let you know..my friends, family are like you passed don't worry.

sagamble

I think you're fucked I'm not an expert but a hair test will fuck you for 6 months+ Sounds crazy but how about this: Trying this "The Truth" Tell them you quit a year ago but slipped a while back as your test will show. Bet it will work esp if you tell them you'll retest whenever they want since you have seen the light!!! Amen Or don't apply the fascist pigs don't deserve a man of your abilites. Oh and we will not have a hop head in Homeland defence. Oh and get a haircut you freak! :-D Shawn

Sec

Ok, this is extremely bad advice.

Hair tests go back approximately 3 months - if and only if you have that much hair. Obviously if your hair is only 1-1/2 inches long, there wouldn't be 6 months of history there.

The employer (whether it is government or private industry) is not looking to reform people. They want an employee that can do the job advertised. Once you are an employee, there might be some benefits that you can use to get treatment for an addiction, but when applying for a job, do not (DO NOT) mention that you smoked in the past and slipped on your resolve, promise not to do it again, you can test me whenever you want... crap.

Why would an employer hire someone that they know uses a banned substance, then spend more money testing that person periodically?

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Took the words right out of my mouth.....Amen!

chadwick

i'm not an expert but i think your best bet would be to bleach it and then redye, and let your hair grow as much as possible cause if its to short they will test any hair on your body, starting with leg and arm hare first, then body hair, and if that all fails they will go with your nuts(maybe, i've never heard of anyone getting a sample taken from their balls before, if they do please post that, i might need to know that one day)

dank

Thanks for the tips. Hopefullly I'll have good news.

Jerry G

If I were you(black, recent heavy use), I think I would trim my head hair super short, and do a bleach and dye x3 on my pits.

Compliment with TW and Zydot.

Let me know if I can help.

dank

When you say bleach do you mean like Clorox?