joeyjoejoeshabadoo

Ok, here's the story: I'm 36, 6'0", 195 lbs, medium metabolism, brown hair. I have a pre employment hair test that I can probably hold off until Monday. I smoked about half of a joint on Feb 1 so I'll be about 90 days clean for the test. I generally have smoked once a month before that. So, I'm a light smoker and I should probably be ok, but I'm also bald so they'll be taking body hair which worries me.


The posts I've read say that this is a bad thing, body hair grows slower, so there is a longer history there. I have read that the tester will mark where on the body the hair comes from, so do they take into account the fact that they may collect a year's worth of metabolites or are the metabolite levels still the bottom line?


Anyway, my tentative plan is to trim my chest hair to 0.5” or so to try to force them to take pit hair, since it seems that it would be easier to treat my pits than my whole chest. So what type of treatment do you think will do the trick since I'm a light smoker? Maccujo (how many times)? Bleach and redye two times? Maybe just paste, Toxin Wash and Zydot? PG shampoo? Which is harder on the skin, Macujo or bleach and redye? I obviously need to pass the test, but I'm also worried about going to the test with some jacked up chemical burns on my pits and/or chest.


I have a medium amount of hair on my arms and legs, do you think there is a chance they would shave some arm or leg hair instead of pits or chest?


I know there are a lot of questions here, but it seems like body hair testing isn't as straightforward as testing hair from the head. I'm also a scientist so I think that its pretty cool that the gurus here have documented their methods and are collecting data about how well they work to share with everybody else.

I've read a ton of great info here, but if anyone has some input on my particular situation, that would be great!