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NikoBellic

Hey guys, i've been browsing these forums and the internet in general for a few days now and decided to combine various methods to ensure that i pass my hair test, however i need some help on the order-of-events.

First some background, i'm male, 5'4", 130lbs, very short brown hair, been smoking very moderately for about 5 years. Over the years i would have periods where i wouldn't smoke for a few months and then other times where i would smoke very often for a few months, but overall i would say i'm a moderate user that would go through less an 8th a month, only smoking a few times each week or bi-weekly.

I'm graduating college and got a job offer that will require a hair test. I have been completely clean of marijuana for about 3 weeks. About 3 weeks ago i smoked a lot for 2 days or so, but then before then i hadn't smoked in a few weeks; it's been on and off smoking as i explained before. But anyway, i went through a week long detox program the other week to clean myself for a piss test. The program included detox pills, eating really healthy, exercising often, and etc. I passed home piss tests and i'm 99% sure i'm clean of THC in my system based on what i did, but of course that isn't going to matter now with this hair test. I found out that because i waited too long to take the piss test (which they said initially it was ok i waited), they now are giving me a hair test... I have the hair test on Saturday 5/10 at 2pm, so i have 5 days to prepare.

My problem is that i have short hair that i am sure is too short for the test so they will be taking body hair more than likely. I'm ok with applying treatments to my pits, but is it ok to treat hair on my legs and chest? or will that be a bad idea for my skin?... What about just doing my chest hair and armpit hair? Will they go for my armpit hair first? I don't want to shave my other body hair 100%, is it ok to shave my leg hair with like a beard trimmer? so i leave just a little bit. Also what about deodorant? Should i just not use it for the next 5 days?

And finally i do not want to bleach and redye my hair. I know this is the best method here, but i really do not want to have to bleach my hair. With my moderate usage, small body, and brown hair, is the Mac method plus other products going to be enough for me? Well, i might as well post what i bought. I went out and bought a lot of supplies since i don't want to use bleach (i got relaxers though, should that do the trick?). So here are the supplies i have purchased, i am hoping one of the big-wigs here can give me suggestions of the oder-of-events to use these products together to maximize my chances of passing:

Distilled White Vinegar
Clean & Clear Deep Cleaning Astringent (2% salicylic acid)
2x Ultra Tide (sensitive skin)
Baking Soda
Just For Me No-Lye Conditioning Relaxer (children's regular)
Denorex (the one with 2.5% coal tar)
Paul Mitchell Shampoo Three
Nexxus Aloe Rid Shampoo (old-style barcode 05592 16035, with Propylene Glycol i believe)
Zydot Ultra Clean Shampoo (going to use day-of)
Toxin Wash (2 bottles)
Ultra Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid (for TW)
Distilled Water (for TW)

Then i also got things like a shower cap, swimming goggles, latex gloves and etc. My plan is to do the Mac method and combine it with things like baking soda paste, toxin wash, PM3/Aloe Rid, relaxers (is this ok since i don't want to bleach?), and Denorex to relive itching, irritation, redness and etc. So i'm looking for a suggestion based on the supplies i bought on what i should use when, and based on your opinion and the success rate of people using these products with my background, think i can pass with these supplies? And i need to do this to my pits i guess, is it ok to use all those supplies on my body hair? How much time should i do each step on my body hair? Thanks a lot for your time guys, i know i typed a lot but i like to be thorough, hope someone can help me out soon with suggestions, and if i need to buy anything else just let me know, like i was debating on getting another shampoo for moisturizing, but will one of the shampoos i have work for that?

 

NikoBellic

Anyone?

I did a Mac method yesterday then hopped in the shower and used Denorex. I then did baking soda paste for 15 mins, followed by more Tide for 15 mins, followed by 15 mins PM3 and Aloe Rid. I plan on taking my morning showers with the baking soda/tide/PM3/aloe rid combination, and then doing Macs at night followed by the Toxin Wash program.

When is it best to use the relaxer? I was thinking of doing it the night before. Should i follow the relaxer immediately with anything? Like think it is best to do the relaxer, then use some Denorex, then do a Toxin Wash? Should i do baking soda paste in there somewhere? Follow with PM3? I'm just looking for the best combination of products to get everything out of my hair without having to bleach/redye. From what i've been reading, i think the relaxer is, if anything, more damaging to the hair than bleach, so i'm looking for how to make the most out of my relaxer use to remove everything from my hair.

Then the day-of i'm looking to do a lot as well and end it with Zydot. I mean based on my background and the combination of products i'm using, i should be ok without bleaching right? Especially if i use the relaxer? Does it matter that i'm not putting dye in after the relaxer? What should i use after it based on the products i have?

If anyone really thinks these products won't be enough based on my smoking history, please let me know. But from what i've been reading, the relaxer seems to actually work better than bleach. I obviously don't have time to read every single thread here, but i couldn't find anyone who used a relaxer failing. If someone who has read more threads than me could please tell me what the success rate has been for relaxers with people of similar smoking history.

Jerry G

I'll digest this and post for you tomorrow...

Jerry G

You are in territory I'm not familiar with.

For treatments you are considering, I'd go with the relaxer if you won't bleach and redye.