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Old 11-21-2005, 06:07 AM   #1
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Default The Collected Works Of Goerge Carlin

Anyone a fan of his books? He has three books out: Brain Dropping's, Napalm and Silly Puddy, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?. All funny sh*t that takes alot from his stand-up routine. The books sometimes cover the same material only a little more expanded. He deals alot with language, and how we're softening it up The best part of the first two are a bunch of short takes like:

Gandhi ate milk duds

Every time you use the phrase all my life it has a different meaning.

Try Explaining Hitler To A Kid.

I leave them in the bathroom so people can read them while taking a big dump, I'm sure Carlin would love it.
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:06 AM   #2
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LOL.....brain droppings had a place on the tank of my toilet for several months. I like things like that, where you can open to a random page and be assured of a laugh. Carlin is a genius, simple as that. he was one ofg the first to take random observations of life and turn them into a wickedly funny comedy routine. I think a lot of todays's comics would be lost without his influenece. If you get a chance, check out some of his older (70's) recordings.....my firend has a box set of his earlier stuff, and theres more "drug" humor in his older routines
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:39 AM   #3
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I more of a fan of his older "we are all f*cked so you might as well enjoy the show" type material. One of the short takes in one of the books

Right At This Moment Someone Is Preparing To Commit Sucide.

Would get expaned and is now a part of his current routine. It interesting to watch a comic genius craft his material.
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"When will jesus bring the pork chops" was very hilarious, I read it in 1 night, George truly makes you think about everything he says. The best part of that book is when he reduces the 10 Commandments to 2, they were quite clever.

"thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods"

"BS that is what keeps the economy going"
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