Okay I've read every post I could find that relates to my situation, and still I'm sweating bullets... I need this job or I'll lose my car, house, and default on my loans. I would have gotten clean for it but the interview process/offer came so fast that I had no time. So I have to go take a drug test and physical at Concentra and there is no way I can piss clean (heavy smoker, only medical grade, clean for 2 days). My prospective employer gave me the Concentra authorization form and test custody control form. The authorization form is for a 10-panel nonreguated test. The custody form says the same and therefore I'm assuming they're going to send it to a lab for analysis. I know quickfix should work either way, but I'm still freaking just because I've never used it. MY BIGGEST CONCERN lies in the question of whether I will be able to take the UA first or if I will have the physical first. Either way, I'm crotching the QF in between two pairs of tight boxer-briefs. The posts I've read about Concentra say that they either make you go do the physical while wearing a pair of cotton shorts with your underwear or they give you the UA and then you go swap clothes for the physical. Here's my rational and planned approach. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE comment on this. I'm keeping this all to myself in order to avoid complete embarrassment if I fail and it currently feels like I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. If I'm ordered to do the physical first, I think I'll be able to conceal the bottle in a macguivered pocket inside of two pairs of briefs even if the doc decides to give me the hernia check. Just as long as the full bottle doesn't pop out or make a thud on the floor when I pull down my skivvies. This rational seems like it should work in the reverse too (taking the UA and then changing for the physical). If they make me strip down to nothing (which I haven't heard of from Concentra) then I'm F'd. I was thinking maybe I could quick tape it in between my cheeks but I really don't know. Does anyone know of a way to tell whether or not they will do the hernia check by looking at the form? It just says Med Eval. to include: physical by physician, vitals, chest x-ray, and some other crap. I'm going to assume a physical includes a hernia check. PLEASE someone comment on this for me. I'm desperate, nervous, and downright scared. I'll be sure to report the results when I get done. This site has been a WEALTH of information. Praise be to the interweb!