I'm a :newbie: to weed, about 2 or 3 weeks in and i LOVE it. I've been smoking before school, after school, and at night. I don't really have any problems after or before school because my parents aren't home. I just go on my middle floor where a window is, smoke, then blow it out. The problem I have is at night when my parents are home. When I smoke at night I collect all of my toking tools and go down to my basement. I lock the basement door and then put a blanket under it. I get my computer and watch a little netflix to drown out the bubbling noise (i made a GREAT homemade bong). I get my container of weed which is weed in a bag, in a bag, in an old spice container, inside of a cologne and axe soaked sock, inside of a jar filled with coffee grounds (probably a little overkill but im paranoid). So I smoke, blow into a spoof made of a water bottle and dryer sheets, put the weed back, spray febreze, go upstairs and empty out the bong water and get all my stuff packed up and hidden in the back of my closet in a backpack. Is this a good enough strategy? I would blow smoke out of a window but my basement doesnt have windows, I would go to my middle floor and do it but it would take a long ass time to hide everything if i heard my parents (Im paranoid enough in the basement). And I would do it in my room upstairs but my parents room is right next to mine and Im pretty sure they would smell or hear it. Any tips for a newbie like me? I cant go outside because my parents would wonder why im going outside at night, and i cant sneak out because i have these heavy door that squeak like crazy. So what can I do to hide my smoking? This is probably a long repetitive post, and Im sorry for that. Any help would be greatly appriciated!