How to not smell like weed.

Discussion in 'Surveys, Polls and Questions' started by Hick727, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. Hick727

    Hick727 New Member

    Alright I have two questions:

    1. My friend is gonna start smoking. He wants either a bubbler or a pipe but he wants the one that gives off less smell of smoke. I told him i dont think there is a difference but id still ask.

    2. Whats the best way to get rid of MJ smoke smell right away. I wanna be able to go to the local park, smoke my bub and get back home without smelling like weed at all. My mom works at home now and i still wanna smoke this summer without her knowing.

    Thanks :)
  2. Buds_Of_Steele

    Buds_Of_Steele Your Undisputed Disputer

    smoking outside and doing your best to blow the smoke away from you will keep you relatively smell free.

    Cup you hand over the bowl to prevent smoke from escaping and put out the cherry, this will prevent any smoke from trailing out of the bowl and onto you.
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  3. TheCheese

    TheCheese New Member

    Well seeing as you worried about smelling like smoke just spray some axe on yourself and use some mouthwash.

    If you want to really full-proof it hop in the shower and change your clothes.
  4. allenlovesgreen

    allenlovesgreen Subscriber

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  5. Justiiice

    Justiiice New Member

    It sticks to your hair and your fingertips if you're smoking a joint or blunt usually... So wear gloves and a hat I guess...:laugh:

    But if you are just gonna be using a pipe outside, unless you blow smoke at each other I don't think you should smell like much weed. Just have eyedrops handy cuz your eyes might be red when you first start doing it, and that is a tell.

    And I wouldn't use a bubbler because that needs water inside it and you guys will have to be hiding it somewhere when carrying it, and making sure the nasty smelling bong water doesn't spill out of it. Your best bet is to get a spoon pipe, or any small - medium sized pipe.
  6. Dylirious

    Dylirious New Member

    Vaporizer, enjoy smoking indoors with no consequences
  7. floating_rascal

    floating_rascal New Member

    When i was in H.S. i always just used drops for red eye and good ole fabreeze for smell. I kept a bottle in my car and had a friend spray me down before I went home. It seems to neutralize the smell, without the (sometimes) obvious cologne coating.
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  8. Buzzby

    Buzzby Buddhist Curmudgeon

    If you smoke outdoors with the wind at your back, the only thing that will smell like weed smoke will be your breath. Breath mints or mouthwash will take care of that.
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  9. stonerr6758

    stonerr6758 New Member

    if your smoking outside then there shouldn't be much of a problem if any. if you cant cary an axe bottle around with you id just get some cologne and spary that on like your hands and your shirt and put some eye drops in and chew a peice of gum and as long as you dont act like you can control your self while high you shouldn't have anything to worry about.
  10. boosted-r32

    boosted-r32 New Member

    dont take a shower after you smoke, sometimes that can end your high. dont over use your axe or cologne because that will be an obvious sign you are trying to cover something up. i smoke bowls all the time outside to avoid my parents knowing. my eyes dont get red anymore becuase ive smoked so much, but just throw in a piece of gum and some drops and you should be fine. happy smoking man.
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  11. FunkySkunky

    FunkySkunky Gentille, allouette

    Just don't touch the weed, especially while it's burning. Only pack enough for one hit each time you light it so all the smoke is inhaled. And smoke outside with the wind at your back like Buzzby said, and then handle the breath situation.
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  12. Tokeo

    Tokeo New Member

    Ha, I keep a little baggy of safety measures. It has what it should contain written on it. Deoderant, Gum, Plastic baggies, knife (for getting ash out of the bowl).

    Smoke, spray, chew, clean, put the smoking utensil into the baggy, air myself out so I don't smell like axe, and head inside. Eyedrops are in that baggy if smoking during the day.
  13. MXM

    MXM Sr. Member

  14. SouthernRebelBoy

    SouthernRebelBoy New Member

    Also bro there is an eyedrop thing that makes your eyes not red.

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