[x]1. Join NORML [x]2. Play Badminton 3. Travel the globe [x]4. Go barefoot [x]5. Meditate [x]6. Learn to roll 7. Take a hike [x]8. Rock out 9. Lose the remote (Remember, unlike marijuana, television is highly addictive and rots your brain) 10. Demand a raise [x]11. Go see a local band [x]12. Help a friend out of a jam 13. Write a letter to the editor 14. Save the planet [x]15. Plant a garden (We're thinking about vegetables at the moment, but if you'd rather harvest some nice "herbs," kindly check out "Where Does Marijuana Come From?" (page 177 in the book itself) for a few tips on acquiring a green thumb.) [x]16. Clean your bong (If the water in th bottom is both the color and consistency of chocolate pudding, it's definitely high time for a little scrubbing... then you can get stoned all over again.) 17. Fly a kite (Extra points if you happen to (re)discover electricity while you're at it...) [x]18. Ride a bicycle (They're fun, good exercise, and save fossil fuels.) 19. Shake your ((BOOTY)) [x]20. Bake while you're baked [x]21. Rent a movie [x]22. Make a movie [x]23. Make a new friend (You might start by sharing the rest of that joint.) [x]24. Call an old friend [x]25. [Celebrity hit- REDMAN] Work [x]26. Try yoga (Just don't smoke too much before attempting to tuck your feet behind your head...) [x]27. Build a fort (Once it's built you'll have a great new place to smoke weed.) 28. Turn a cartwheel (Been a while, hasn't it?) 29. Feed the cat (You're both hungry, but the cat can't feed herself. Oh, and a little catnip is always appreciated as well.) [x]30. Dig a hole to China [x]31. Carve a Jack-O'-Lantern (Admittedly, this is the most popular right before Halloween, but then again, why wait? [x]32. Hide some weed (Put a joint somewhere you won't find it for a week or so.. you'll thank us later.) 33. Do it yourself [x]34. Stop stressing [x]35. Try juggling (Might want to start with something a little easier than flaming chainsaws, though...) [x]36. Doodle (Bonus points: Makes a little flipbook on the edge of a stack of Post-it Notes.) [x]37. Burn some incense (Just don't expect it to disguise your smokey smells. Everybody knows about incense...) 38. Sing a song to your sweetheart. 39. Study karate 40. Act in a play [x]41. Go camping (How do you think 'smores were invented, anyway?) [x]42. Hackysack ( A bit cliche perhaps, but it's a lot more fun than kicking around a bowling ball.) [x]43. Gaze at the stars (Take a nice big toke, squint a little, and the Big Dipper looks alot like a pipe.) [x]44. Laugh out loud (Odds are something's funny. If not, you may need to smoke a bit more...) [x]45. Practice your cheech & chong imitations (Dave's not here, man...) [x]46. Smile [x]47. Sumo Wrestle 48. Study Permaculture [x]49. Make love (Whoever said that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac never smoked really good weed.) [x]50. Count your blessings [x]51. Masturbate [x]52. Play scrabble 53. Go birdwatching [x]54. Snowboard at dawn [x]55. Do your laundry 56. Fight city hall [x]57. Tie your shoes 58. Overcome your projects 59. Cross a cultural divide [x]60. Take a walk [x]61. Get a massage 62. Give a massage 63. Quite your job 64. Sing in the shower [x]65. Shoot some pool [x]66. Flirt 67. Do your nails [x]68. Start a snowball fight [x]69. Ride a roller coaster [x]70. Beg forgiveness [x]71. Skateboard where it's not permitted [x]72. Have a good cry (It's not only cleansing, it also gives you a good alibi for having red eyes.) [x]73. Watch the clouds go by (Yes, we know--that one in the middle definitely looks just like Jerry Garcia.) [x]74. Terrorize an all-you-can-eat restaurant 75. Write to Congress 76. Staff pick-Natasha (Managing Editor) Go to the Gym 77. Get married (Scientific studies prove that cannabis couples have more fun, stay together longer, and always finish their slices of wedding cake.) 78. Live the life you've imagined 79. Fight the powers that be 80. Learn to sew 81. Love thy neighbor 82. Swim upstream [x]83. Whistle a catchy tune [x]84. Cook dinner 85. Solve a mystery [x]86. Call mom 87. Run away and join the circus 88. Build a sweet lodge 89. Have a threesome 90. Stop and smell the roses [x]91. Make spin art 92. Host a garage sale [x]93. Defy expectations [x]94. Read a book 95. Write a book 96. Take a siesta 97. Play matchmaker 98. Download your favorite band's first album 99. Sync up dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz [x]100. Surrender to fate [x]101. Comfort a friend [x]102. Fix your car [x]103. Rake the lawn 104. Find a new apartment [x]105. Resolve a dispute [x]106. Floss [x]107. Win an argument [x]108. Plan a picnic 109. Clean out the garage [x]110. Cruise for cool trash 111. Look through old photo albums 112. Tickle some until they cry [x]113. Start a lemonade stand 114. Sing in the shower 115. Blink rapidly [x]116. daydream 117. Do the robot dance [x]118. Scratch your behind 119. Pretend to be a car 120. Cultivate a fake french accent [x]121. Make prank phone calls 122. bodysurf [x]123. Play videogames 124. Build a raft [x]125. Build a fire [x]126. Wear a blindfold 127. Go hot-air ballooning [x]128. Make a to-do list [x]129. Play paintball [x]130. Go rock climbing 131. Invent a milkshake [x]132. Play hopscotch [x]133. Chew bubblegum [x]134. Make sock puppets 135. Create a collage 136. Pop zits [x]137. Fart 138. Pick your nose [x]139. Hold your breath [x]140. Stand on your head [x]141. Consult a ouija board [x]142. Flip a coin 143. Jump on top of a cuddle puddle [x]144. Use a new word [x]145. Respect your elders 146. Polka till you drop 147. Play dress up 148. Go for the gusto 149. Jump for joy 150. Shave your head [x]151. Catch fireflies 152. Skip rope [x]153. Stay up all night 154. Build a sand castle 155. Cool off in a kiddie pool [x]156. Stare at the ceiling 157. Go fly fishing 158. Work a crossword puzzle [x]159. Keep a secret 160. PRactice your beatbox [x]161. MAster the art of ping-pong 162. Call 4-2-0 on a fucking cop 163. Tune a piano [x]164. Visit the library 165. Win prizes at the boardwalk 166. Run a marathon [x]167. Make a hot fudge sundae 168. Hail satan 169. Go sailing [x]170. Look through a kaleidoscope [x]171. Playa round of miniature golf [x]172. Read HIGHTIMES [x]173. Throw a water balloon 174. Research your family tree [x]175. Hide under the covers [x]176. Play laser tag [x]177. Play hooky 178. Get a piercing 179. Get a tattoo [x]180. Spin around in circles until your dizzy 181. Learn an instrument 182. Play backgammon 183. Write a stoner comedy movie script [x]184. Find a four-leafed clover [x]185. Go trick-or-treating 186. Experience a lunar eclipse [x]187. Scuba dive 188. swim with dolphins [x]189. Watch the super bowl 190. Connect the dots [x]191. Tend to my plants 192. Skydive 193. Swim beneath a waterfall [x]194. Keep a journal 195. Talk like a beatnik [x]196. Head for mardi gras 197. Make your own website 198. Bartend a party 199. Visit the pyramids 200. Go bungee jumping 201. Play air guitar [x]202. But more weed 203. Chase a tornado 204. Change diapers [x]205. Try some sudoku 206. Play dungeons and dragons 207. Learn a language [x]208. Start a food fight 209. Take a cold shower 210. Backpack Through europe [x]211. Play dead 212. Milk a cow 213. See the northern lights 214. Steal the show at karaoke [x]215. Watch old home movies 216. Brew your own beer [x]217. Climb a tree 218. Make a tire swing 219. Grow a beard [x]220. Make 'smores 221. Build an aquarium [x]222. Check your e-mail 223. Visit stonehenge 224. Howl at the moon [x]225. Hunt for buried treasure 226. Explore the jungle [x]227. Take photos of your herb [x]228. Wear a wig [x]229. Draw a self-portrait 230. Upgrade your grow room [x]231. Study mythology [x]232. Solve an algebra problem [x]233. Play chess [x]234. Ride a horse 235. Roll your own (sushi) [x]236. Go back to school [x]237. Dye your hair green 238. Retire 239. Pray 240. Balance your checkbook [x]241. Achieve enlightenment [x]242. Wash the dishes 243. Check out the farmers 244. Visit an active volcano 245. Go snorkeling 246. Climb to the top of a mountain [x]247. Light a joint with a magnifying glass 248. Remodel the Kitchen [x]249. Admit you were wrong 250. write a screenplay FUCK!!!! I lost the rest of the list But add your own! Or go ahead and make this a check list like me!