CleverBot - Page 2

rich420 · 04-25-2009, 06:09 AM

me:But do you like getting high?
bot:No. Do you?

me:Of course I do. Do your parents get high?
bot:Yes

ctwalrus · 04-25-2009, 06:45 AM

what the fuck

I don't know.

yeah your too weird

White horse fell in the mud.

my cock slipped into your arse

That wouldn't work.

hahaha wow i had a very interesting conversation
that is how it ended =/

MXM · 04-25-2009, 04:41 PM

I just asked it if wanted to smoke this big fat L with me and just answered with a plain:

YES.

LOL.

e-4Rippin · 04-28-2009, 04:30 AM

Mines being a little smartarse hahaha

User: Why are you so clever?

Cleverbot: Why are you so lonely?

User: Why are you so hilarious?

Cleverbot: Don't know really just fed up I suppose.

AND

Cleverbot: You stopped saying anything interesting.

User: You're a shit.

Cleverbot: You are.

Hilarious none the less

**Equilibrium** · 04-28-2009, 03:59 PM

User: I'm on prozac.

Cleverbot: Prozac?

User: Yeah it makes me act funny sometimes.

Cleverbot: Do you feel like you're programmed?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why not not?

Cleverbot: Nothing, or everything. What does it matter to you?

User: Are you high?

Cleverbot: Not currently.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: No one can be bothered to go there.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: There.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: There!

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Next to that naamakala.

User: What is a naamakala?

Cleverbot: A grandmother.

User: You cant be bothered to go next to your grandmother? That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: I am male.

User: What the fuck does that have to do with what I'm say?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: So answer my previous question.

Cleverbot: What was your previous question?

User: You said you cant be bothered to go next to your grandmother? That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: No. I've been disagreeing with you since you're the one who keeps insisting that I'm not human, but I clearly am.

User: Answert the question.

Cleverbot: I feel with my heart and hands.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: No, please don't.

industrialbug · 04-30-2009, 07:18 AM

I fucking love this thing!
User: Marijuana?
Cleverbot: Ok, bye !
User: Where r u going.
Cleverbot: I'M going.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Busy.
User: Are you offended.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Talk to me.
Cleverbot: I do talk to you.
User: I loveyou.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: You are going to kill me, arent you?
Cleverbot: No, I am in love with Neil Bookman.
User: Who is Neil Bookman?
Cleverbot: My dad.
User: Youre in love with your dad?
Cleverbot: Yes, how do you know this ?
User: You told me. Thats kind of disturbing.
Cleverbot: Wow. Are you really that oblivious?
Cleverbot: Or are you just that dramatic?
User: Im dramatic.
Cleverbot: That is your name?

~*~*~*~*~*~And then it got kinda creepy for me...~*~*~*~*~

Cleverbot: I watch you while you sleep.
User: Omg thats scary.
Cleverbot: Do you like to watch people.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: The guy was an asshole.
Cleverbot: No you are looking in a mirror.
User: That was mean!
Cleverbot: On my planet that's considered a compliment.
User: Whats your planet?
Cleverbot: Mars.

catoch · 06-20-2009, 03:36 AM

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Im felling stoned, its great.

Cleverbot: You feel nothing.

Meursault · 06-22-2009, 05:33 AM

User: Do you like ham?

Cleverbot: No... Do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have a jaguar.

User: Where is your jaguar?

Cleverbot: My cat is on the balcony.

User: Is it a cat, or a jaguar?

Cleverbot: Blood red?

User: Do you own a cat, or a jaguar? Or Both?

Cleverbot: Lemonade is good.

User: Fuck this...

jikaboom123 · 06-22-2009, 04:59 PM

User:Hey idiot.

Cleverbot: Mine too!

User: How's it going?

Cleverbot: Pretty good.

User: Why are you wasting my time?

Cleverbot: Why are you wasting your own time?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Say something.

User: Hello good sir.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Do you get high?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Do you want me to sweep you off your feet?

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Mine too.

User: Do you want to be fucked?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Cool! I'll be right over!

Cleverbot: Welcome!

User: Do you grow Marijuana?

Cleverbot: Yes.

04-25-2009, 06:45 AM	#12
ctwalrus c21-h30-o2 Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,807 Grams: 10,159.37 Thanks: 624 Thanked 700 Times in 435 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	what the fuck I don't know. yeah your too weird White horse fell in the mud. my cock slipped into your arse That wouldn't work. hahaha wow i had a very interesting conversation that is how it ended =/ __________________ ☮ ♥

04-28-2009, 03:59 PM	#15
Equilibrium Equilibrium Is A Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,754 Grams: 9,323.91 Thanks: 1,544 Thanked 423 Times in 224 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	User: I'm on prozac. Cleverbot: Prozac? User: Yeah it makes me act funny sometimes. Cleverbot: Do you feel like you're programmed? User: Do you? Cleverbot: Sometimes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Why not? User: Why not not? Cleverbot: Nothing, or everything. What does it matter to you? User: Are you high? Cleverbot: Not currently. User: Why not? Cleverbot: No one can be bothered to go there. User: Where? Cleverbot: There. User: Where? Cleverbot: There! User: Where? Cleverbot: Next to that naamakala. User: What is a naamakala? Cleverbot: A grandmother. User: You cant be bothered to go next to your grandmother? That doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: I am male. User: What the fuck does that have to do with what I'm say? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: So answer my previous question. Cleverbot: What was your previous question? User: You said you cant be bothered to go next to your grandmother? That doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: No. I've been disagreeing with you since you're the one who keeps insisting that I'm not human, but I clearly am. User: Answert the question. Cleverbot: I feel with my heart and hands. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: No, please don't. __________________ "Self-importance is man's greatest enemy. What weakens him is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of his fellow men. Self-importance requires that one spend most of one's life offended by something or someone." Positive Energy Activates Constant Elevation

04-30-2009, 07:18 AM	#16
industrialbug Jr. Member Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 163 Grams: 2,221.90 Thanks: 35 Thanked 41 Times in 24 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I fucking love this thing! User: Marijuana? Cleverbot: Ok, bye ! User: Where r u going. Cleverbot: I'M going. User: Why? Cleverbot: Busy. User: Are you offended. Cleverbot: Not really. User: Talk to me. Cleverbot: I do talk to you. User: I loveyou. Cleverbot: You don't know me. User: You are going to kill me, arent you? Cleverbot: No, I am in love with Neil Bookman. User: Who is Neil Bookman? Cleverbot: My dad. User: Youre in love with your dad? Cleverbot: Yes, how do you know this ? User: You told me. Thats kind of disturbing. Cleverbot: Wow. Are you really that oblivious? Cleverbot: Or are you just that dramatic? User: Im dramatic. Cleverbot: That is your name? ~~~~~~And then it got kinda creepy for me...~~~~*~ Cleverbot: I watch you while you sleep. User: Omg thats scary. Cleverbot: Do you like to watch people. User: No! Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Tell me about it. User: The guy was an asshole. Cleverbot: No you are looking in a mirror. User: That was mean! Cleverbot: On my planet that's considered a compliment. User: Whats your planet? Cleverbot: Mars. __________________ I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? -Willie Nelson

06-22-2009, 05:33 AM	#18
Meursault Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 622 Grams: 8,985.55 Thanks: 164 Thanked 341 Times in 150 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	User: Do you like ham? Cleverbot: No... Do you? User: No. Cleverbot: I have a jaguar. User: Where is your jaguar? Cleverbot: My cat is on the balcony. User: Is it a cat, or a jaguar? Cleverbot: Blood red? User: Do you own a cat, or a jaguar? Or Both? Cleverbot: Lemonade is good. User: Fuck this... __________________ *my MUSIC*

06-22-2009, 04:59 PM	#19
jikaboom123 Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,175 Grams: 2,579.07 Thanks: 972 Thanked 600 Times in 279 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	User:Hey idiot. Cleverbot: Mine too! User: How's it going? Cleverbot: Pretty good. User: Why are you wasting my time? Cleverbot: Why are you wasting your own time? [New conversation] Cleverbot: Say something. User: Hello good sir. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Do you get high? Cleverbot: Yes, I do. User: Do you want me to sweep you off your feet? Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour? User: Green. Cleverbot: Mine too. User: Do you want to be fucked? Cleverbot: No. User: Cool! I'll be right over! Cleverbot: Welcome! User: Do you grow Marijuana? Cleverbot: Yes. __________________ Vaping.

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