I woke up to shit-vomit

**newcarcaviar** · 06-06-2009, 08:18 AM

From Best of Craigslist:

best of craigslist : I woke up to shit-vomit

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I woke up this morning with my nose hairs curled and my eyes burning. My fucking dog took a shit in the early hours of the morning and then decided to eat it to hide the evidence. The problem is that it makes him sick and then he throws it up. I woke up at 5:45 am to the strong smell of shit-vomit on the carpet. Oh, and he walks around the fucking house burping it up too. So basically he shit-vomit-farts out of his mouth. You fucking dumb dog. You are 3 years old and house broken. Why would you do that? If you take a shit on the carpet just leave it there. It is so much easier to clean up that way. I'm not going to let you in the house today because even if you stop barfing up shit-vomit you still burp it up which makes the house smell like SHIT-VOMIT! Fuck you and then next time another dog is butt-fucking you at the dog park I'm not coming to your rescue.

Oh my God, I busted up over this! Thought you guys might enjoy it.

benjammin21 · 06-06-2009, 04:07 PM

hahahah this is awesome. i dont get why the dude put it on craigslist though

p0th3d · 06-06-2009, 09:17 PM

haha thats funny as out...made me cough on a massive hit i just took off a blunt haha..

Phylter · 06-11-2009, 08:42 AM

lmfao Win. Simply that, pure win.

yoman3 · 06-12-2009, 02:16 AM

quite humorous.

jikaboom123 · 06-12-2009, 02:18 AM

best of craigslist: Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.

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I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.

I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.

A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.

Please supply your own footwear.

The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.

DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.

nibbles · 07-28-2009, 02:22 AM

I might answer that ad. I could go for some noodles.

jokaonfire · 07-28-2009, 04:38 AM

funny but i think he was a little harsh on his little doggy

kidswithguns · 07-28-2009, 05:40 AM

fucking hilarious man. thank you a million times for posting this.

infinitelaserdog · 07-28-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by newcarcaviar

From Best of Craigslist:

best of craigslist : I woke up to shit-vomit

Oh my God, I busted up over this! Thought you guys might enjoy it.

what a dick.

06-06-2009, 04:07 PM	#2
benjammin21 Jr. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 158 Grams: 2,241.40 Thanks: 15 Thanked 35 Times in 21 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	hahahah this is awesome. i dont get why the dude put it on craigslist though __________________ ill be smokin' trees in Belize when they find me....

06-06-2009, 09:17 PM	#3
p0th3d Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 513 Grams: 4,229.65 Thanks: 68 Thanked 86 Times in 65 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	haha thats funny as out...made me cough on a massive hit i just took off a blunt haha.. __________________ Penalties against possession of a plant should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the plant itself; and where they are, they should be changed Wanna save hassle??..Posting Guidelines...The Art Of Searching ... Check 'em out...you'll get more respect!

06-11-2009, 08:42 AM	#4
Phylter Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 198 Grams: 2,459.90 Thanks: 2 Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	lmfao Win. Simply that, pure win. __________________ This signature is both repetitive and redundant.

07-28-2009, 04:38 AM	#8
jokaonfire Jr. Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 139 Grams: 1,354.35 Thanks: 14 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	funny but i think he was a little harsh on his little doggy __________________ Let it take you

07-28-2009, 05:40 AM	#9
kidswithguns Jr. Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 202 Grams: 3,318.40 Thanks: 103 Thanked 54 Times in 32 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	fucking hilarious man. thank you a million times for posting this. __________________ "40 oz to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good even though I feel bad"

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