Where the Worthwhile Whorship

DoritosMan · 06-06-2002, 05:48 PM

I have no ideia how i ended up in this website but its hillarious, its so unbelivable what they say that i dont know if i should cry or should i laugh. Look at one of their banners

Heres the link

Do people actually belive in this crap?

dm

DoritosMan · 06-06-2002, 06:22 PM

I been reading their site for almost a hour now, its too funny. Well i found they got a discussion board so i decided to drop a line and ask about weed, i used the name Domic Marshal (DM

)
here is the link for my question.

You gotta read fast cause they said the board has so much traffic that the posts have a life of 4 hours.

Anyways its always fun to mess with crazy folks like that

oh yeah bowling is the devils game

hahahahaha

dm

WhiteBoy · 06-06-2002, 07:03 PM

this site is hilarious!!!

try this

link

Logos · 06-06-2002, 08:20 PM

# What do you think they put in that anointing oil? -- Jesus the Christ

Had to point to an old CC article.

Interesting read, but it's quite long...

DoritosMan · 06-06-2002, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Do your "friends" claim that it will be "fun", or "feel good"?

If the answer is "yes" than you can be pretty sure that Jesus does not want you to do it! "it's fun" and "it'll feel good" are just other ways of saying "your soul will burn for all eternity".

Jesus only approves of one fun activity, laughing at the folly of the unsaved SINner!

Turn from your demonic "friends" and come to the love of Jesus.

Posted by Brother Hannibal

i guess i'll burn in hell for smoking pot

ikari · 06-06-2002, 11:45 PM

This .. This is the funniest site i've ever seen!

DoritosMan · 06-07-2002, 03:49 PM

Im not intolerant, if a person want to belive in this stuff fine with my, but i find it hillarious what they write about how everything is from satan.
Here is one fine example:

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Tell-Tale Signs Your Child Is In Trouble:

Wears a hat sideways
Wears loose fitting or "baggy" pants.
Earns poor grades in school.
Fears water, or can't swim.
Refers to your house or his bedroom as a "crib."
Refers to his friends as "homies" or "peeps."
Calls sports like basketball, "hoops."
Saying "wup" after every other word he speaks.
Watches television networks called, "UPN" or "WB."
Wears clothes that bear gibberish or slang like: Fuba, Addidas, Pony, Wu Wear, Sean John, Hilfiger.
Spends his allowance on radio speakers that can be heard from three blocks away.
Has attended one or more of the following picture shows; "Rush Hour," "Next Friday," "Bad Boys," "Boyz in The Hood." (Check his pockets for ticket stubs)
Spends an inordinate amount of time in the company of girls with unnaturally large behinds.
Substitutes whole words for "half-words." Example: Player -Playa, Children - chillin, or illin, God - "G," Do not go there - Don't go there, Off of the hook - Off the hook, Word of God - "Word."
As you can see by this list, children display outward signs when they're in trouble. Yes! Incredibly enough, even Christian Children display these signs! Some of these signs, or "behaviors," as secular humanists call them, are easy to spot. Others are more difficult to see and might require you to rummage through their personal belongings or enlist the assistance of a Christian detective. In any case, if you suspect that your children are involved in worldly activities that could jeopardize their eternal security, a rusty belt buckle to their behinds or their fingers in a vice is often the most effective way of getting them to tell you what they're up to.

The helpful list above is for Christian Parents who are concerned about the well being of their child. If you see anything on the list and can say to yourself, "My child does that!" then most likely, your child has taken up with the wrong crowd and is probably involved in criminal activity. You need to contact your local Baptist pastor immediately!

What Can You Do While You Wait to Hear From Your Pastor?

Forbid basketball.
Eliminate fried chicken and grape soda from your children's diet (Creation Science Research Center Study - 1987).
Give your child swimming lessons.
Enroll your children in a Christian School if they are not already.
Find and burn all of your children's secular records, CD's and videos.

What the hell has grape soda has to do with anything? i've been trying to find this Creation Science Research Center Study - 1987 but so for zippo!. Man if i lived anywhere Landover i would put on a Marilyn Manson shirt walk in the church start screaming gibberish, drop on the floor have a couple "demoniac spasm" and run for my life cause they would bash/stone me to death hahahah, and i would do this baked

bunch of weirdos

dm

06-07-2002, 05:47 PM

Here's my favorite front-page item:

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Lisping Surgery
Does your child have a "Fairy Lisp?" If so, he's probably made secret pact with Satan to become a prancing homo. We recommend the latest Christian medical procedure. It's called a Lispectomy

06-06-2002, 05:48 PM	#1
DoritosMan Seasoned Activist Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 2,413 Grams: 6,511.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Where the Worthwhile Whorship I have no ideia how i ended up in this website but its hillarious, its so unbelivable what they say that i dont know if i should cry or should i laugh. Look at one of their banners Heres the link Do people actually belive in this crap? dm __________________ another tasteless and odorless latin american I pity the fool that dont use the search engine!

06-06-2002, 06:22 PM	#2
DoritosMan Seasoned Activist Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 2,413 Grams: 6,511.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	im sorry i couldnt help my self this is too funny I been reading their site for almost a hour now, its too funny. Well i found they got a discussion board so i decided to drop a line and ask about weed, i used the name Domic Marshal (DM ) here is the link for my question. You gotta read fast cause they said the board has so much traffic that the posts have a life of 4 hours. Anyways its always fun to mess with crazy folks like that oh yeah bowling is the devils game hahahahaha dm

06-06-2002, 07:03 PM	#3
WhiteBoy Sloth Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,106 Grams: 2,482.75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	LMAO!!! this site is hilarious!!! try this link __________________ what? huh?

06-06-2002, 08:20 PM	#4
Logos CannaSacrament Minister Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,019 Grams: 6,517.50 Thanks: 715 Thanked 295 Times in 162 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I couldn't help myself. I feel like such a troll now... # What do you think they put in that anointing oil? -- Jesus the Christ Had to point to an old CC article. Interesting read, but it's quite long... __________________ Brother Logos The more I learn, the less I know. \| Truth doesn't change, only our perception of it does. THC Ministry \| The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ \| The Reluctant Messenger of Science and Religion True religion is real living, living with all one's soul, with all ones goodness and righteousness. --Albert Einstein

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ikari Seasoned Activist Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,156 Grams: 5,245.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	This .. This is the funniest site i've ever seen! __________________ we barely remember who or what came before this precious moment, we are choosing to be here right now. hold on, stay inside...

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