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***Feorge Gorman*** · 03-11-2003, 10:01 PM

I almost peed myself when I stumbled on THIS SITE!

"But Mom...I was only combing my hair!"

pOOn

gdman420 · 03-11-2003, 10:12 PM

hahahahahaah they can't be serious, poon can they?

ncj · 03-11-2003, 10:17 PM

i hope that site has a sarcastic tone to it.

9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.

well, duh

11. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way.

that's cruel and unusual punishment

5. Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have gotten there! Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family Prayer Meeting and Underwear Check!

it's called puberty

6. Does your teenager have Liberal political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by Self-Abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies.

that's just ignorant

1. Remove your child's bedroom door. Privacy is one of the leading causes of Masturbation.

also cruel and unusual punishment

3. Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there Masturbating!

lol, what the ****? i can't be with my parents for 10 minutes without gettin annoyed.

WNB · 03-11-2003, 10:45 PM

Another reason why I believe religion leads to chronic stupidity

But it's their right to be ignorant. We'll just sit back, laugh, and hope we never have to deal with people like those that wrote this.

ncj · 03-11-2003, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WNB
Another reason why I believe religion leads to chronic stupidity

organized religion leads to chronic stupidity, not religion. i'm religous and i believe in god and jesus is my savior without going to church since i was like 8, and i dont consider myself chronicly stupid.

***Feorge Gorman*** · 03-11-2003, 11:00 PM

Doesn't it sound like the same people who perpetuate the WOD?

Stupid claims with absolutely NO basis to it them all!

<< We'll just sit back, laugh, and hope we never have to deal with people like those that wrote this. >>

Maybe since they have such a hang-up about sex...they'll just phase themselves out in time!

Boxing gloves? Yeah...that's a HOT one! Breathes new life to the term "pounding your pud!"

pOOn

freetheweed · 03-12-2003, 01:43 AM

They have a link in the "if your child has been listening to rock n' Roll" about Clidoris saying it "Devil music".

WTF??? Clidoris ****IN' ROCKS! Thier not devilish at all. Lookas like another useless christain website....

Charon · 03-12-2003, 03:05 AM

dont let them watch star trek??!!

I love that show

FanToM · 03-12-2003, 03:18 AM

ahahha thats nutz

ResQBen · 03-12-2003, 03:23 AM

wow... I am so glad that that isnt my mom....

03-11-2003, 10:01 PM	#1
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03-11-2003, 10:12 PM	#2
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03-11-2003, 10:17 PM	#3
ncj Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 503 Grams: 517.65 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	i hope that site has a sarcastic tone to it. 9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating. well, duh 11. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way. that's cruel and unusual punishment 5. Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have gotten there! Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family Prayer Meeting and Underwear Check! it's called puberty 6. Does your teenager have Liberal political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by Self-Abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies. that's just ignorant 1. Remove your child's bedroom door. Privacy is one of the leading causes of Masturbation. also cruel and unusual punishment 3. Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there Masturbating! lol, what the ****? i can't be with my parents for 10 minutes without gettin annoyed. __________________ Instead of war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me. -R.I.P. Tupac Shakur

03-11-2003, 10:45 PM	#4
WNB Seasoned Activist Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,161 Grams: 2,519.70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Another reason why I believe religion leads to chronic stupidity But it's their right to be ignorant. We'll just sit back, laugh, and hope we never have to deal with people like those that wrote this. __________________ War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength

03-12-2003, 01:43 AM	#7
freetheweed Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 424 Grams: 51.75 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	WTF??? They have a link in the "if your child has been listening to rock n' Roll" about Clidoris saying it "Devil music". WTF??? Clidoris ****IN' ROCKS! Thier not devilish at all. Lookas like another useless christain website....

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03-11-2003, 11:00 PM	#6
*Feorge Gorman* Asst. Administrator Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,925 Groans: 2 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts Thanks: 394 Thanked 508 Times in 319 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Doesn't it sound like the same people who perpetuate the WOD? Stupid claims with absolutely NO basis to it them all! << We'll just sit back, laugh, and hope we never have to deal with people like those that wrote this. >> Maybe since they have such a hang-up about sex...they'll just phase themselves out in time! Boxing gloves? Yeah...that's a HOT one! Breathes new life to the term "pounding your pud!" pOOn

03-12-2003, 03:05 AM	#8
Charon Jr. Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 250 Grams: 609.20 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	dont let them watch star trek??!! I love that show

03-12-2003, 03:18 AM	#9
FanToM Jr. Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 120 Grams: 512.20 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	ahahha thats nutz __________________ Take Two Tokes and Pass... \\|/

03-12-2003, 03:23 AM	#10
ResQBen Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 306 Grams: 517.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	wow... I am so glad that that isnt my mom....

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