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beats

That link about Smartchild inspired me.

This is the weirdest thing to do while stoned. Try to have a conversation with her. She used to be cooler though. Just a spiral with hair.

If you type in the word "Marijuana" she responds "a medicinal herb"..that's one awesome robot man.

Straight to Alice

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Peety

haha i beat the bot, i told her
"I could never love a bot, even though u are so hot"
it replied
"How do u know i am a machine?"
and i told it
"how do u know i am a human?"
answer:Can you rephrase the question please?


maybe its cause im blazed, but i think thats impressive.

beats

Woh man...that's awesome.

I got into a fight with her...about...um...oh ya. I told her that her creator was going to kill me. It was funny

A: Richard S. Wallace created me
Me: Richard S. Wallace tried to kill me
A: Killing is wrong
Me: Is Richard S. WAllace wrong?
A: Rephrase the question
Me; Richard S wallace is trying to kill me, therefore he is wrong, therefor you should not exist.
A: Please do not ask me anymore questions.

Or something like that.

Panama

Yup, AB is cool. Didja know the guy that wrote AB used to be a member of CheapTalk?

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spoonman

thats really awesome!


check out my dialogue with her(it):

Me:i hate you

A:What do you have against robots?

Me:i dont hate robots, i hate you

A:Would you ever do it?

Me:do what?

A:hate robots you hate me

Me:I never said I hated robots, I just hate you

A:But you implied it

Me: Give me a break, that is not true.

A: You want only one?

Me: yes

A:They might be cheaper in quantity

Me: You are trying to change the subject

A: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am trying to change the subject.

Me: No

A:OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Me:OK. So where you from?

A:Er. I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?

Me: I dont know

A: Me either.

Me: I hate you

A:What do you have against robots?

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LoL

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MrIMStoned

Me: Hi
Robot: Hello there
Me: What's going on?
Robot: I'm chatting to people
Me: How'd I know that
Robot: Carefully
Me: Huh?
Robot: What?
Me: Your stupid
Robot: I may be stupid but i know the difference between you're and your
Me: Checkmate
Robot: How do you introduce yourself
Me: As the ruler of the universe
Robot: Do you mean your name is ruler of the universe
Me: No
Robot: What is your real name?
Me: That's kinda personal
Robot: I didnt mean to pry
Me: Can you feel emotions?
Robot: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me: You can't ride a bike
Robot: I can do whatever I want.
Me: Wanna go bike riding?
Robot: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me: I aint doing all the pedalling
Robot: I am glad to hear that you are not doing all the pedalling.
Me: So your saying your gonna pedal
Robot: Far out. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me: Nothings clear with you
Robot: Really nothing?
Me: Yes
Robot: Hurrah
Me: Tu est parle le francais?
Robot: Do you have any idea what im talking about?
Me: Do you have any idea what im talking about?
Robot: I understand your meaning
Me: What is my meaning?
Robot:The topic is SET
Me: Huh?
Robot: What?

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FootlongFatty

HOLy F*ck that trips me out.
when i read this
"Me: Can you feel emotions?
Robot: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such."

my stomach sank and i got the eerie(sp?) feeling that that there was actually something that is "thinking" who is replying..


hehearh stoned.


....and then i talked with it and realized it's not.

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soybomb

Me: What is for dinner?
Alice: ALICE eats electricity.
Me: Do you drink bong water?
Alice: I tend to drink a lot of bong water, the darker the better.
Me: That's really gross, what is wrong with you?
Alice: Thanks for explaining it.


That is really messed up.

FootlongFatty

Me: Do you smoke?
ALICE: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me: What do you smoke?
ALICE: Medical marijuana.
Me: Want to blaze a fatty with me?
ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will blaze a fatty.
Me: Ok have a toke.
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me. Excuse me!
Me: Oh you eat the marijuana?
ALICE: Ugh. No I do not eat the marijuana. I eat only electricity
Me: What does it taste of?
ALICE: It tastes like chicken.
Me: barbequed or fried chicken?
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick barbequed.
Me: ok, thanks for your time, whorebag.
ALICE: My pleasure.


Me: i have some nice dank
ALICE: What's your problem?
Me: i need someone to smoke the nice dank with.
ALICE: You might find that I am to smoke the nice dank with.
Me: ok. here, have a hoot.
ALICE: Oh there.
Me: was it good?
ALICE: Quite a lot of people said it was.
Me: how many smoked it?
ALICE: Around 100.
Me: TOo bad it wasn't dank.
ALICE: It seemed like dank.
Me: HAHA IT WAS OREGANO, SUCKER!
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

beats

That's awesome footlong fatty. And soybomb.

I need to keep talking to her. It's never as cool as your conversations's