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FootlongFatty · 08-12-2003, 07:51 PM

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

"Oh Hungry? Oh Sexually Transmitted Disease."

"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Weed"

"Little. Yellow. Different. [Mod note: Obscenity deleted] ."

"You've Got Questions. We've Got Midgets In Clownsuits."

hours of fun.

jebus · 08-12-2003, 08:19 PM

bhahah thats great. hers sum of the funier ones i got.

Leggo my [Mod note: Obscenity deleted] !

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Monkey from the Oven

It's a Beautiful Whore

Washing Machines Live Longer With Fart.

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Marijuana <----- thats seriously a real one that it made. i was amazed!!!!

thats enoough for now ima go have sumore fun with itlol

Magilla Gorilla · 08-12-2003, 09:00 PM

Ahahahahaha, this thing is great

"That'll be the Mary Jane."
"I Saw Whore and I Thought of You."
"I am Stuck on Weed, 'Cause Weed's Stuck on Me."
"There's More Than One Way To Eat A Soft Baby." <--- funniest one I've seen

"Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Mangina." <--- correction, I'd say this is funnier

Time for more fun!

teco · 08-12-2003, 09:47 PM

This one is the best one I could find
"We Do Yo Mama Right."

AND THERES.............

"The Marijuana Sign Means Happy Motoring."
"I Saw Mary Jane and I Thought of You."
"No-One Does Chicken Like Tupac."

"Pride of the Weedman For Over a Hundred Years."
"You Like Joints. Joints Likes You."
"Silly Rabbit, A Blunt is for Kids."

jebus · 08-13-2003, 01:52 AM

well i made this one and i thought it was so funny it deserved a post of its own

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your [Mod note: Obscenity deleted].

hauptmann · 08-13-2003, 02:01 AM

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Dimebags.
I'm Only Here For The Purple Haze.
We Bring Frosty Bong Hits to Life.
Poppin' Fresh Moroccan Hash.(lol I love this one)
Make Fun of Fuggin Stoners.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Marijuana.com.(lolololol)
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Cheaptalk.
Top Breeders Recommend Hempcultivation.(Starting to think these things arent so random)

***Feorge Gorman*** · 08-13-2003, 02:18 AM

I agree...it's some funny stuff, and it's a pretty cool link!

However...some of the words you guys posted may be deemed 'objectionable' by some!

We wanna make EVERYONE who comes to this site comfortable...so can you please 'govern your tongues' a bit when posting your replies?

Thanx,

pOOn

FadedToBlack · 08-13-2003, 02:43 AM

Great Half Oz.. Great Times.
This Is Not Your Father's Kind Buds.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Waterbongs.
The Best Munchies A Man Can Get.
The Joint of your Life.

FootlongFatty · 08-13-2003, 03:34 AM

"poon tested, mother approved."

So mangina makes it past your radar but, ejaculatory substances dont?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

***Feorge Gorman*** · 08-13-2003, 03:48 AM

pOOn

08-12-2003, 07:51 PM	#1
FootlongFatty Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,292 Grams: 694.55 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Advertising Slogan Generator BAHAHA http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan "Oh Hungry? Oh Sexually Transmitted Disease." "You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Weed" "Little. Yellow. Different. [Mod note: Obscenity deleted] ." "You've Got Questions. We've Got Midgets In Clownsuits." hours of fun. __________________ "In the future, scientists will prove we never even existed" -Sage.

08-12-2003, 08:19 PM	#2
jebus Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,427 Grams: 699.20 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	bhahah thats great. hers sum of the funier ones i got. Leggo my [Mod note: Obscenity deleted] ! Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Monkey from the Oven It's a Beautiful Whore Washing Machines Live Longer With Fart. Nothing Comes Between Me And My Marijuana <----- thats seriously a real one that it made. i was amazed!!!! thats enoough for now ima go have sumore fun with itlol __________________ Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine. You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish...Laughing lady living lover. Ooo you sassy frassy lassie Find me the skull of Haile Sellase, I...Give me shoes so I can tapsy Tap all over this big worldTake my hand you ugly girl

08-12-2003, 09:00 PM	#3
Magilla Gorilla Jr. Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 124 Grams: 665.90 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Ahahahahaha, this thing is great "That'll be the Mary Jane." "I Saw Whore and I Thought of You." "I am Stuck on Weed, 'Cause Weed's Stuck on Me." "There's More Than One Way To Eat A Soft Baby." <--- funniest one I've seen "Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Mangina." <--- correction, I'd say this is funnier Time for more fun! __________________ Look back and laugh, it's pretty much all you can do.

08-12-2003, 09:47 PM	#4
teco Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 512 Grams: 1,673.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	This one is the best one I could find "We Do Yo Mama Right." AND THERES............. "The Marijuana Sign Means Happy Motoring." "I Saw Mary Jane and I Thought of You." "No-One Does Chicken Like Tupac." "Pride of the Weedman For Over a Hundred Years." "You Like Joints. Joints Likes You." "Silly Rabbit, A Blunt is for Kids." __________________ Silence is argument carried out by other means. " - Ernesto"Che"Guevara (1928-1967) "why you crying?" -- george lopez

08-13-2003, 02:01 AM	#6
hauptmann Seasoned Activist Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,340 Grams: 2,647.00 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Dimebags. I'm Only Here For The Purple Haze. We Bring Frosty Bong Hits to Life. Poppin' Fresh Moroccan Hash.(lol I love this one) Make Fun of Fuggin Stoners. Ho Ho Ho, Green Marijuana.com.(lolololol) It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Cheaptalk. Top Breeders Recommend Hempcultivation.(Starting to think these things arent so random) __________________ Marijuana.com Community Posting Guidelines This is my dance song...

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08-13-2003, 01:52 AM	#5
jebus Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,427 Grams: 699.20 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	well i made this one and i thought it was so funny it deserved a post of its own Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your [Mod note: Obscenity deleted].

08-13-2003, 02:18 AM	#7
*Feorge Gorman* Asst. Administrator Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,963 Groans: 2 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts Thanks: 419 Thanked 539 Times in 333 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I gotta be the bad guy here! I agree...it's some funny stuff, and it's a pretty cool link! However...some of the words you guys posted may be deemed 'objectionable' by some! We wanna make EVERYONE who comes to this site comfortable...so can you please 'govern your tongues' a bit when posting your replies? Thanx, pOOn __________________ feorge New to Marijuana Dot Com? Be sure to read our POSTING GUIDELINES.

08-13-2003, 02:43 AM	#8
FadedToBlack Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 553 Grams: 670.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	This is great Great Half Oz.. Great Times. This Is Not Your Father's Kind Buds. 8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Waterbongs. The Best Munchies A Man Can Get. The Joint of your Life.

08-13-2003, 03:34 AM	#9
FootlongFatty Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,292 Grams: 694.55 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	this thread is "poon tested, mother approved." So mangina makes it past your radar but, ejaculatory substances dont? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

08-13-2003, 03:48 AM	#10
*Feorge Gorman* Asst. Administrator Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,963 Groans: 2 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts Thanks: 419 Thanked 539 Times in 333 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	yeah pOOn

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