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manny · 08-25-2004, 06:43 AM

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2...2056.2147.html

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8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

**troublemaker_42** · 08-25-2004, 09:43 AM

OMG....that was funny as hell!!! I must be a hacker if those signs are accurate, especially since I swear by Amd athalon processors! Little did I know these were cheap knock offs in every way inferior to Intel!

whiplash · 08-25-2004, 10:34 AM

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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.

classic lol!! MUHAHAH i've got amd

DonkeyPunch · 08-25-2004, 03:27 PM

I'm scared of hackers because they use amphetamines and speed.

This site's gonna take up a good bit of my time the next few days, I think... Good stuff here!

WhiteBoy · 09-21-2004, 07:06 AM

"Nobody allows us to put spikes on the front of our cars, or replace the wheels with sawblades. Why should we be allowed to do the same to our computers?"

that site is great

HappyMan · 09-21-2004, 01:55 PM

Is this site for real? It is had to believe that the site wasnt written in Jest.............

LagartoRey · 09-21-2004, 02:28 PM

That site is terrifying. If you look up the topics you can find some very frightening articles like:

Baby Seal Skinning Factories: Has Their Time Come?
From Kids to Commies: The Truth About Daycare
Women Responsible for Society's Ills
My Children Will Not be Attending College
Tax the Childless, Double Votes for Parents
Torture-It's Inevitable, so Let's Do it Right
Repeal the Drunk Driving Laws Now
The Evil of Harry Potter
Debunking the Holocaust Hoax
No, You STILL Can't Look at Kate or Ashely, and if you do, You're a Filthy Pervert

I dunno about you guys, but the fact that this site even exists terrifies me.

sdragon1984 · 09-21-2004, 06:58 PM

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If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

hhhmmmm.......... sounds more like a raver than a hacker. does this mean those who take E are more likely hackers?

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6. Does your son use Quake?

......wtf????

edit- one link (here) has a poll saying toking (at 9%) is a more "dangerous aspect of America's colleges" then arson (8%) but less then masturbation (a wopping 25%)............ can people get their priorities straight?

sdragon1984 · 09-21-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DonkeyPunch

I'm scared of hackers because they use amphetamines and speed.

This site's gonna take up a good bit of my time the next few days, I think... Good stuff here!

i'm scared of hackers because they smell bad.

and 58% (as of this post) chose it!!!

imported_brownie · 10-04-2004, 09:46 PM

all I can say is wow

That site is ****ing nuts!

I can't even believe that it's around, very very scary. Oh my god, that dude goes to all his teenager's parties with them, reads there e-mail, etc. What a physcho. wow, wow.

I'm not sure what smiley to use

or

brownie

08-25-2004, 03:27 PM	#4
DonkeyPunch Seasoned Activist Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,484 Grams: 2,700.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I'm scared of hackers because they use amphetamines and speed. This site's gonna take up a good bit of my time the next few days, I think... Good stuff here! __________________ Posting Guidelines

09-21-2004, 07:06 AM	#5
WhiteBoy Sloth Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,106 Grams: 837.30 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	"Nobody allows us to put spikes on the front of our cars, or replace the wheels with sawblades. Why should we be allowed to do the same to our computers?" that site is great __________________ what? huh?

09-21-2004, 01:55 PM	#6
HappyMan Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,224 Grams: 1,718.22 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Is this site for real? It is had to believe that the site wasnt written in Jest............. __________________ Bla. and Marijuana.Com Community Posting Guidelines

09-21-2004, 02:28 PM	#7
LagartoRey New Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 47 Grams: 701.05 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	That site is terrifying. If you look up the topics you can find some very frightening articles like: Baby Seal Skinning Factories: Has Their Time Come? From Kids to Commies: The Truth About Daycare Women Responsible for Society's Ills My Children Will Not be Attending College Tax the Childless, Double Votes for Parents Torture-It's Inevitable, so Let's Do it Right Repeal the Drunk Driving Laws Now The Evil of Harry Potter Debunking the Holocaust Hoax No, You STILL Can't Look at Kate or Ashely, and if you do, You're a Filthy Pervert I dunno about you guys, but the fact that this site even exists terrifies me. __________________ I like my women like I like my coffee: Sweet, creamy, hot, and wet.

10-04-2004, 09:46 PM	#10
imported_brownie Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 242 Grams: 1,873.43 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	all I can say is wow That site is ****ing nuts! I can't even believe that it's around, very very scary. Oh my god, that dude goes to all his teenager's parties with them, reads there e-mail, etc. What a physcho. wow, wow. I'm not sure what smiley to use or brownie __________________ I follow my 3rd grade teacher's advice: Get 5 big servings of greens everyday

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08-25-2004, 09:43 AM	#2
troublemaker_42 May be habit forming Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,897 Grams: 19,472.97 Groans: 159 Groaned at 37 Times in 34 Posts Thanks: 1,057 Thanked 1,789 Times in 956 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	OMG....that was funny as hell!!! I must be a hacker if those signs are accurate, especially since I swear by Amd athalon processors! Little did I know these were cheap knock offs in every way inferior to Intel!

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