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elizarocks · 12-12-2006, 05:47 AM

It's this site like google, except there's "guides" that are paid to do the searching for you.

Do any of you mess around with the guides on there?
I've seen some pretty funny things that people have said with them. Mine don't turn out very funny though.

This is someone elses:

Quote:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HollyS
HollyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi.
HollyS: Hey
HollyS: What would you like to find about ufos
HollyS: ?
You: Well, I read somewhere that the Germans were making UFOs back in World War 2.
HollyS: I'll see what I can find on that.
You: And that they established a UFO base in Antarctica.
You: I'm wondering what kind of UFOs they made, where the base is, how to join and how much it costs to travel there if they're unwilling to send UFOs for me.
HollyS: Apparently, this is where Hitler is now, if you'd like to join him.
HollyS: According to these last couple of links.
HollyS: As far as sending a saucer to get you, I can't find any information on that.
You: They talk about him getting in cahoots with aliens.
You: I don't like aliens.
HollyS: Here are some links so you can build your own, however.
You: Should I go down there, ally myself with the penguins and take him down?
You: Do humanity a favour?
HollyS: You would be my hero.
You: Could I then count on your undying love?
HollyS: Something like that.
HollyS: Are these links sufficient?
You: Excellent. I leave at once.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended

Quote:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TraceyR
TraceyR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
TraceyR: hello. what would you like to know about pokemon?
You: I'd like to know how to catch them all. Do you have any tips?
TraceyR: is this what you were looking for?
You: Well, not really. They don't actually tell me how to catch them all. There aren't any tips.
You: What type of pokeball should I use?
TraceyR: pokeball?
You: And what level should my charmander be before I attempt to catch them all?
You: I just really need to know these things
TraceyR: i may have something..
TraceyR: is that it?
You: No, sorry. I'm not talking about a game. I'm talking about real pokemon.
You: There are some outside and I need to know how to catch them all.
TraceyR: i would say get a net?
You: How big?
You: Any fire pokemon could just burn the net though
TraceyR: pretty big
TraceyR: sneak up on them
You: Do I use a pokeball at all? or just the big net?
TraceyR: a mix of both i'd say
You: Which one should I use first?
TraceyR: net
You: What if the pokemon isn't weakened enough and it escapes?
TraceyR: then i'd call the pokebusters
You: I don't have their number
You: Can you search for it?
TraceyR: 1866pokemon
You: Wow, that was fast
TraceyR: i've had to call it before.
You: Did they help?
TraceyR: yes very much so.
TraceyR: anything else i can find for you?
You: No, I think this will help my pokemon problem. thank you.
TraceyR: have a good night.
TraceyR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

http://www.chacha.com

**timiscute** · 12-12-2006, 06:29 AM

it seems to me that the guides know they're being fucked around with and are just fucking around back...it seems like it could be alot of fun...i gotta try that when i think of something funny i can search...

~Tim

blitzed_24/7 · 12-12-2006, 06:34 AM

The guides have that as a job and get paid for it? If so what an amazinggg job

Id work high all the time messing around with ppl saying stupidity.

elicit · 12-12-2006, 06:42 AM

This whole idea doesn't really make sense to me...

Crazy...

elizarocks · 12-12-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timiscute

it seems to me that the guides know they're being fucked around with and are just fucking around back...it seems like it could be alot of fun...i gotta try that when i think of something funny i can search...

~Tim

Yeah, a lot of times they know that they're being messed with.
One guy got a link for Match.com in his results...

Quote:

AmandaR: Are these results sufficient?
AmandaR: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: match.com what do i need that for
AmandaR: Just thought you could talk nasty to someone who will talk back to you
AmandaR: Thought that this would be sufficient
You: well there is one thing u could do:P
You: oh nvm thanks

Vember · 12-12-2006, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MarciaN
MarciaN: Welcome to ChaCha!
MarciaN: hi
You: I need to know about some history
MarciaN: what would you like to know about history?
MarciaN: sure what part
You: you know.. when the wizards and etc.. ruled the world
You: and dragons etc...
MarciaN: like King Arthur time?
You: like.. knights slaying dragons.. and evil mages
You: etc...
MarciaN: yes
You: big swords
You: chain mail
MarciaN: is that what you want me to find for you?
You: yeah.. some sort of non-fiction history texts
You: would be just fine
MarciaN: sure
You: evil magic rings etc...
You: and runes
You: that site has nothing to do with evil wizards ruling the planet for centuries
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.

There's mine.. I thought it was pretty funny.

elizarocks · 12-13-2006, 04:02 AM

Haha, nicely done. that was really funny.

volcomstoner · 12-29-2006, 04:57 AM

They are real people over there... I had a conversation. it was sick!

Quote:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LynnL
LynnL: Welcome to ChaCha!
LynnL: Hello. How can I help you with this search?
You: hey
LynnL: hey
You: well i noticed this site is just like google, with some minor adjustments
LynnL: yes
LynnL: real people work here
You: thats cool
You: really?
LynnL: yes
You: so you aren't a computer talking to me right now?
LynnL: I'm a real person, not a Bot
LynnL: nope
You: WOAH!
You: that's sick
LynnL: HAHAHHAA
LynnL: why?
You: or are you just a bot programmed to say you are real?
LynnL: nope
LynnL: no bots around here
You: so your name is really lynn?
LynnL: yep
You: wow.
LynnL: so would you like to search for something?
You: no... i wanted to fuck around with a bot..
LynnL: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (no... i wanted to fuck around with a bot..)
You: oh sorry
LynnL: tha t will get you kicked out of here..Chacha likes to collect ISPs
LynnL: but see, you wouldnt have got in trouble if I was a bot
You: well it wasn't like derogatory.. or like aimed at you.
LynnL: i know
You: my bad. i'm a good person, good intentions.
You: kinda
LynnL: anyway I can get fired for chatting so I need to close
LynnL: niice talking to you
You: happy holidayts
LynnL: DANGER WILL ROBINSON..
LynnL: Heehee
You: lol.
LynnL: you too!
You: nice
LynnL: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

**Dark** · 12-29-2006, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site.

We appreciate your feedback. Thank you.

Your location is:

. I only asked for how much LSD costs. How rude.

**Dark** · 12-29-2006, 10:46 PM

Well I tried again, but they reported me like before and I didnt get to copy the text before I exited. It was fun tho, went something like:

What would u like to know about jellyfish?

Me: What flavor of jellyare they made from?

Do you have a serious question?

Me: What do you mean?

You are being transferred

Hello! What would you like to know?

Me: what jellyfish taste like.
Me: like strawberry, or grape, or what

Jellyfish?

Me: Yes

One moment
This site says that they are not made of jelly.

Me: Then why are they called jellyfish?

One moment
The site says it is named after it's jelly-like substance

Me: Well now we are back to the beginning, what flavor is the jelly substance?

It says that jellyfish actually taste salty. They made cookies with them and the cookies ended up being salty.

Me: Interesting. Maybe that's just from the saltwater though.

Perhaps. Was this sufficient?

Me: No, because it sounds like that site is talking about a Saltfish, not a jellyfish..if jellyfish tasted like salt they would be a saltfish...

Then I was disconnected, lol

12-12-2006, 06:29 AM	#2
timiscute Funky Monk Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 960 Grams: 915.52 Groans: 5 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 165 Thanked 177 Times in 103 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	it seems to me that the guides know they're being fucked around with and are just fucking around back...it seems like it could be alot of fun...i gotta try that when i think of something funny i can search... ~Tim __________________ "Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds." "Hey bud, Let's party!" ~Jeff Spicoli yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyy

12-12-2006, 06:42 AM	#4
elicit Jr. Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 140 Grams: 643.40 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	This whole idea doesn't really make sense to me... Crazy... __________________ http://forum.mediwana.org - The Medical Cannabis Forums Marijuana Botany by Robert C. Clarke (read it online)

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12-12-2006, 06:34 AM	#3
blitzed_24/7 Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 628 Grams: 1,348.75 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The guides have that as a job and get paid for it? If so what an amazinggg job Id work high all the time messing around with ppl saying stupidity.

12-13-2006, 04:02 AM	#7
elizarocks Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 121 Grams: 1,306.52 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Haha, nicely done. that was really funny.

12-29-2006, 10:46 PM	#10
Dark Fool on the Hill Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,495 Grams: 9,386.79 Groans: 41 Groaned at 15 Times in 12 Posts Thanks: 981 Thanked 1,314 Times in 734 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Well I tried again, but they reported me like before and I didnt get to copy the text before I exited. It was fun tho, went something like: What would u like to know about jellyfish? Me: What flavor of jellyare they made from? Do you have a serious question? Me: What do you mean? You are being transferred Hello! What would you like to know? Me: what jellyfish taste like. Me: like strawberry, or grape, or what Jellyfish? Me: Yes One moment This site says that they are not made of jelly. Me: Then why are they called jellyfish? One moment The site says it is named after it's jelly-like substance Me: Well now we are back to the beginning, what flavor is the jelly substance? It says that jellyfish actually taste salty. They made cookies with them and the cookies ended up being salty. Me: Interesting. Maybe that's just from the saltwater though. Perhaps. Was this sufficient? Me: No, because it sounds like that site is talking about a Saltfish, not a jellyfish..if jellyfish tasted like salt they would be a saltfish... Then I was disconnected, lol

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