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Darque Pervert · 12-19-2006, 06:20 PM

What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now?

Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.

In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it’s hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
>60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

SublimeStylee. · 12-19-2006, 07:02 PM

i sware man, for some odd reason that post gave me the strongest craving for a coke that i have ever had in my entire life, im heading to the store right now....

big_goofy · 12-19-2006, 07:29 PM

all i know is that it's pretty damn delicious

k20 · 12-19-2006, 10:16 PM

now everytime I drink a coke I may actually get high just from thinking hey I might get high. I think.
so thanks!
haha

iloveunot · 12-19-2006, 11:03 PM

thats crazy... i hate regular soda anyways, and i dont really like soda in general at all....

why arent you getting married? GO GET MARRIED

blitzed_24/7 · 12-19-2006, 11:11 PM

Im glad I don't drink coke. It's terrible for you,

Sweet post!!!

12-19-2006, 06:20 PM	#1
Darque Pervert Jive Honkey Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 5,639 Grams: 21,448.15 Groans: 12 Groaned at 15 Times in 13 Posts Thanks: 270 Thanked 753 Times in 475 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	I hope this isn't 'off topic'... What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now? Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant. In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down. 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it’s hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment) 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness. 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way. >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium. >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water. >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth. __________________ Life is always a spiral. It's the choices of the individual as to whether that spiral is aimed up or down. Marijuana.com Posting Guidelines - Read them! Love them! Live by them! Search - It's how information gets found! Don't know how to search? Learn the art of searching! Please play the Google Images Game!

12-19-2006, 07:02 PM	#2
SublimeStylee. Jr. Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 134 Grams: 1,486.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	i sware man, for some odd reason that post gave me the strongest craving for a coke that i have ever had in my entire life, im heading to the store right now.... __________________ You Dont Even Know Me So Dont Hate Me. Sublimes Rockin' No Doubt Stylee.

12-19-2006, 07:29 PM	#3
big_goofy Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 471 Grams: 831.95 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	all i know is that it's pretty damn delicious __________________ "Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose." - John Wayne

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k20 Jr. Member Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,145 Grams: 1,571.70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 7 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	now everytime I drink a coke I may actually get high just from thinking hey I might get high. I think. so thanks! haha

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iloveunot Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 727 Grams: 3,439.05 Groans: 6 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 161 Thanked 136 Times in 71 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	thats crazy... i hate regular soda anyways, and i dont really like soda in general at all.... why arent you getting married? GO GET MARRIED

12-19-2006, 11:11 PM	#6
blitzed_24/7 Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 628 Grams: 1,621.00 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Im glad I don't drink coke. It's terrible for you, Sweet post!!!

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