Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Harm Monkeys

Darque Pervert · 07-31-2007, 05:13 PM

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Yeah, it's The Onion. But it's damn funny.
I want to know how the "researcher" was able to continue the bit and keep a straight face. "The control group of monkeys was only punched."

I guess the logical extension of such a study would be to draw comparisons to spanking the monkey?

That's right. I went there.

**Dark** · 07-31-2007, 05:45 PM

Booooooooooooooooooooo!

Brandnew1 · 07-31-2007, 06:16 PM

am i the only one who finds this stupid?
stabbing a monkey might harm him...i would have never guessed!

**ITG** · 07-31-2007, 06:38 PM

Dude, it's the Onion. It's meant to make fun of all those studies that find results that we already all knew anyway. It's satire. Relax about it.

homemadebubbler · 07-31-2007, 07:13 PM

I think its funny. Nice find.

sugratefulldime · 07-31-2007, 07:33 PM

jesus christ thats wrong....

**Broliette** · 07-31-2007, 10:17 PM

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THC Fiend · 07-31-2007, 10:46 PM

The effects of stab wounds aren't psychological

blondie0420 · 07-31-2007, 11:06 PM

They didn't really stab a bunch of monkeys, did they?

I mean, I know it's a joke...I guess. I don't know. Seriously, did they stab a bunch of cute little monkeys? Cause that's pretty awful.

Darque Pervert · 08-01-2007, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blondie0420

They didn't really stab a bunch of monkeys, did they?

I mean, I know it's a joke...I guess. I don't know. Seriously, did they stab a bunch of cute little monkeys? Cause that's pretty awful.

It's The Onion, source of the best news satire going.
I'm certain no monkeys (cute or otherwise) were stabbed or punched... However, some monkeys may have been spanked, but that's being kept under the covers.

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