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Darque Pervert · 07-31-2007, 04:13 PM

[youtube]S6CSIFi78Nw[/youtube]

Yeah, it's The Onion. But it's damn funny.
I want to know how the "researcher" was able to continue the bit and keep a straight face. "The control group of monkeys was only punched."

I guess the logical extension of such a study would be to draw comparisons to spanking the monkey?

That's right. I went there.

**Dark** · 07-31-2007, 04:45 PM

Booooooooooooooooooooo!

Brandnew1 · 07-31-2007, 05:16 PM

am i the only one who finds this stupid?
stabbing a monkey might harm him...i would have never guessed!

ITG · 07-31-2007, 05:38 PM

Dude, it's the Onion. It's meant to make fun of all those studies that find results that we already all knew anyway. It's satire. Relax about it.

homemadebubbler · 07-31-2007, 06:13 PM

I think its funny. Nice find.

sugratefulldime · 07-31-2007, 06:33 PM

jesus christ thats wrong....

**Broliette** · 07-31-2007, 09:17 PM

For a minute I thought it was real till I saw 'onionNN'.

That's awesome!

"And when we continue here tonight, the Catholic chuch officially denounces: spooning."

THC Fiend · 07-31-2007, 09:46 PM

The effects of stab wounds aren't psychological

blondie0420 · 07-31-2007, 10:06 PM

They didn't really stab a bunch of monkeys, did they?

I mean, I know it's a joke...I guess. I don't know. Seriously, did they stab a bunch of cute little monkeys? Cause that's pretty awful.

THC Fiend · 07-31-2007, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darque Pervert

I want to know how the "researcher" was able to continue the bit and keep a straight face. "The control group of monkeys was only punched."

It didn't matter if we punched them 2,3 hundred times.

And no blondie the only monkeys who got hurt were the homo monkey sapiens who were being satirized.

07-31-2007, 04:13 PM	#1
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Brandnew1 New Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 87 Grams: 1,229.62 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 1 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	am i the only one who finds this stupid? stabbing a monkey might harm him...i would have never guessed!

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