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Trocisp

I figured this belonged in the Cool Links section, because it's not real news...


13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers


A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

 

Dark

Wooow
At first I thought this kid was fucking horrible!
But after reading that, I can't stop thinking of how much of a pimp he is for being a geek.
Win a WOW tournament? Get a hooker! and....play halo! woo!

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dedbr

It's hard to have a if you can't do anything with it.......

At least he's giving it the old college try..........

I wonder where he learned this stuff from? His dad maybe....

Since I'm a Juggalo in good standing, I would of just ordered a couple of women and a bucket of chicken...........To go.........


Some Where In Ded Land............Livin' large........

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Trocisp

I could see it now, dedbr "rollin' down wid da clownz"

dedbr

"Gonna be down, Gonna be down, Down with the clownz till I'm dead in the ground......"


Some Where In Ded Land.............

 

Acidrain09

Thats actaully really funny. That kid is the textbook defination of a pimp.

Hooker - Hey big boy, what do you wanna do.. =)
Kid- SHUT UP BITCH IM WINNING A WoW TORN
Hooker - ... Well what do you want me to do?
Kid - JUST PLAY HALO WITH MY FRIEND!!
Hooker - I guess....

watto86

If he's only going to use whores for Xbox, he's got a lot to learn about being a poli.

The Kush

Wicked clown love :P

SheSmokes

At first I thought this was like the ultimate news story. I mean, how cool is that?? Then I visited the link and saw that it's a fake. Damn, I was so impressed, too. :P

The Blazemaster

Daaaaaaaaaamnnn... Sounds like something I wouldve done... Minus the stealing my dads credit card. I have more respect for him than that...