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imFADED · 06-26-2008, 02:15 AM

I did a quick search on 'quotes' and didn't find anything so hopefully I didn't miss it. Anyway, what are some of the best marijuana related quotes you have heard? I'll start....

"if the ocean were weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up , but the ocean aint weed and i aint a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up"

**SpiralArchitect** · 06-26-2008, 02:25 AM

"Roll, roll, roll your joints,
pass them down the line.
Take a toke, hold your smoke,
and blow your fucking mind."

poop123 · 06-26-2008, 06:26 PM

Smoke weed everyday.

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Meursault · 06-27-2008, 07:26 AM

"If I could be an astronaut, I hope I could train for six years for another lunar mission, but get fired for being high on the job while in space. Those motherfucker's will bowdown to the spaceman! I got the balls, I'll smoke myself silly, in fact, until the end of time!"

- Bob Dole

imFADED · 06-27-2008, 11:57 AM

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."
-Bill Hicks

allenlovesgreen · 06-27-2008, 05:15 PM

The only dead bodies from marijuana are in the prisons and at the hands of the police. This is ridiculous.
-jack herer

allenlovesgreen · 06-27-2008, 05:20 PM

puff puff pass!!

AnotherToker · 06-27-2008, 07:01 PM

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you HIGH today!..."

imFADED · 06-27-2008, 07:03 PM

Let me hit you with a classic......."Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?"

allenlovesgreen · 06-27-2008, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imFADED

Let me hit you with a classic......."Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?"

yea one of my favorites lol

06-26-2008, 02:15 AM	#1
imFADED Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,219 Grams: 5,793.15 Groans: 9 Groaned at 11 Times in 10 Posts Thanks: 76 Thanked 218 Times in 173 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Ganja Quotes! I did a quick search on 'quotes' and didn't find anything so hopefully I didn't miss it. Anyway, what are some of the best marijuana related quotes you have heard? I'll start.... "if the ocean were weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up , but the ocean aint weed and i aint a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up"

06-26-2008, 02:25 AM	#2
SpiralArchitect The Cosmic Chronic Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,678 Grams: 40,161.02 Groans: 86 Groaned at 22 Times in 19 Posts Thanks: 3,832 Thanked 2,589 Times in 1,461 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	"Roll, roll, roll your joints, pass them down the line. Take a toke, hold your smoke, and blow your fucking mind." __________________ . Posting Guidelines ~ The Art of Searching ~ Drug Testing ~ Drug War Headlines ~ The Garden's Cure ~ Marijuana Chat

06-27-2008, 07:26 AM	#4
Meursault Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 285 Grams: 3,121.15 Groans: 13 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 65 Thanked 100 Times in 52 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	"If I could be an astronaut, I hope I could train for six years for another lunar mission, but get fired for being high on the job while in space. Those motherfucker's will bowdown to the spaceman! I got the balls, I'll smoke myself silly, in fact, until the end of time!" - Bob Dole __________________ live live live

06-27-2008, 07:01 PM	#8
AnotherToker Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 247 Grams: 1,853.10 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 36 Thanked 57 Times in 44 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you HIGH today!..." __________________ Let the past be the past and lets live for the future - Legalize It Substances that cause cancer are legal but what helps treat illness is not? Money over morals makes me sick

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06-26-2008, 06:26 PM	#3
poop123 Jr. Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 156 Grams: 1,849.35 Groans: 4 Groaned at 4 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 8 Thanked 22 Times in 17 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Smoke weed everyday. .

06-27-2008, 11:57 AM	#5
imFADED Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,219 Grams: 5,793.15 Groans: 9 Groaned at 11 Times in 10 Posts Thanks: 76 Thanked 218 Times in 173 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference." -Bill Hicks

06-27-2008, 05:15 PM	#6
allenlovesgreen Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 321 Grams: 3,715.42 Groans: 2 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts Thanks: 59 Thanked 56 Times in 51 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The only dead bodies from marijuana are in the prisons and at the hands of the police. This is ridiculous. -jack herer

06-27-2008, 05:20 PM	#7
allenlovesgreen Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 321 Grams: 3,715.42 Groans: 2 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts Thanks: 59 Thanked 56 Times in 51 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	puff puff pass!!

06-27-2008, 07:03 PM	#9
imFADED Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,219 Grams: 5,793.15 Groans: 9 Groaned at 11 Times in 10 Posts Thanks: 76 Thanked 218 Times in 173 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Let me hit you with a classic......."Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?"

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