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07-11-2008, 08:18 AM
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|  What would Bilbo Baggin do? Hm... I'm pretty stoned and just finished watching The Hobbit animated movie from 1977. I dunno if this is gonna make sense or not, but it was at least enjoyable to type up. Whatever, take it as you please...  ** denotes written by ITG when Spiral had a brainfart. A bowl to smoke, lets take a toke, Many a pipe, a wonderful delight, The choice is mine, but I need your insight! (Which one do you like best?)  He goes out for a toke, going for broke, Breathes it all in and breathes it all out, With a killer smoke ring and not a doubt...**  Later that evening.... Gandalf comes over to match a bowl, But he lost his lighter, On his thousand mile stroll..  Gandalf: "What will give thee flame? For I have not a bic nor a match... What a shame...." Bilbo: "Fret not dear Gandalf, For I have a solution, My friend Smaug will ignite the green revolution!"  Smaug: "Have no fear, for I will blow fire down this hole and light your magical, mystical bowl!!!!"  Bilbo: "Splendid, now that we are proficiently baked, Let's go meet up with the Men of the Long Lake, and the Elves of Mirkwood, they'll throw down on the worlds biggest Backwood!"   Narrator: As the legend goes, Gandalf, Bilbo, the Men and the Elves met on a field.... Now, this was no ordinary field, for it was a field of green herb as far as the eye could see. They smoked and they smoked, and the men and elves choked, they gagged and they coughed and they begged and they reeled, their eyes bleed and became squinty, until they could see no more and fell asleep, for eternity, on the grassy green floor... But Gandalf and Bilbo, stood strong and fast, for they could smoke weed, as long as the fertile fields last.... 
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07-11-2008, 08:50 AM
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| Because he's Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins The Bravest Little Hobbit of them all! nice, man. You took it in a more story- direction than I thought when you imed me about it. Fun!
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07-11-2008, 12:47 PM
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| Shazaaammm!!!!!!!!!!! Lol
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07-11-2008, 01:51 PM
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| Wow, can we expect you to make a sequel to the movies, Spiral?  |
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07-11-2008, 03:02 PM
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| Cool I spose, but this had no place in the lounge..  Pretty straight forward in the creative writing department if you ask me.......Thread moved.
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07-11-2008, 09:36 PM
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| damn this was hella good
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07-11-2008, 10:38 PM
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| Pretty good Spiral!  Here's some music to listen to, as you're reading!  |
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07-11-2008, 10:43 PM
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| I love that song Feorge! Thanks for all the input guys. You at least got to admit Bilbo has quite the pipe collection.  |
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07-11-2008, 10:45 PM
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Oh my god...I had almost forgotten that Leonard Nimoy even did this. It was nice to watch again, made me laugh. 
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07-12-2008, 03:47 AM
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 . When I read those books back in middle school, I always wondered why hobbits were always so lazy, and why they ate sooo many meals during the day  . Its because they were the stoners of Middle Earth. 
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