Satire: More Potent Water Threatens Teens

laheadle · 08-19-2008, 10:35 PM

Hello,

I have recently written a satirical news piece comparing the war on marijuana to a war on water. I would be very interested in getting your feedback on the piece.

It is here:

Pottie Mouth: More Potent Water Threatens Teens

Best wishes,
Lyn

ADIDAS · 08-20-2008, 07:00 PM

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said Brigadier General Johnson McGee, Director of National Water Control Policy, in a statement issued from a helicopter.

Hahahahahahaha

Bhikku · 08-20-2008, 10:19 PM

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"It's much more potent than what they drank at woodstock," echoed Jim Housebeak, a man I found rummaging around in my trash.

:rotflmao:

macphearsome · 10-05-2008, 08:16 AM

hahahah that was brilliant!

SpiralArchitect · 10-05-2008, 09:12 AM

Technically water is more dangerous than marijuana.

Nice satire. I especially liked the part about the Thermoses.

**dirtbomb** · 11-02-2008, 04:20 PM

Hydrogen Dioxide=Assassin of Youth!

**ITG** · 11-02-2008, 04:33 PM

Dirtbomb, you stoner, it's dihydrogen monoxide! H2O= two hydrogen atoms and one water!

The last line, "5 times 2 is 10" really killed me... OMIGOD! IT'S A FACT! WE MUST BELIEVE THEM!

As far as it being more dangerous than weed, this is true. Still no deaths on record being caused by an OD of weed, or any health conditions that can be attributed to weed. Water kills thousands each year.

It's a malicious bastard that thinks it's morally wrong for us to drink it. So it's striking back.

**dirtbomb** · 11-02-2008, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ITG

Dirtbomb, you stoner, it's dihydrogen monoxide! H2O= two hydrogen atoms and one water!

Oh wow man! That's why all that shit used to blow up on me, in High School Chem!

Danky 420 · 11-02-2008, 07:28 PM

this is comedy ahha

king cola · 11-02-2008, 08:56 PM

lol that was good.

I watched something about water a few days ago, it was some sort of documentary on one of the movie channels. It was about the coal companies in West Virginia that are digging away at the mountain tops. You should see some of the water that was coming out of peoples faucets, dark brown. The people couldn't even drink the water. Some of them have health problems now, not just from the water but from the chemicals in the air from the coal industry. I think the people that were interviewed in the movie would love to get their hands on that potent water compared to the crap they are getting out of their faucets.

08-19-2008, 10:35 PM	#1
laheadle New Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 6 Grams: 1,343.05 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Satire: More Potent Water Threatens Teens Hello, I have recently written a satirical news piece comparing the war on marijuana to a war on water. I would be very interested in getting your feedback on the piece. It is here: Pottie Mouth: More Potent Water Threatens Teens Best wishes, Lyn

10-05-2008, 08:16 AM	#4
macphearsome seriously uninformed Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,334 Grams: 14,352.88 Thanks: 869 Thanked 850 Times in 449 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	hahahah that was brilliant! __________________ "What if I want more than the pale facsimile of fulfillment brought by a parade of ever-fancier toys? To spend my life restlessly producing instead of sedately consuming? Is there an app for that?" - xkcd Dino image from www.qwantz.com

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ITG Ardent Dilettante Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,660 Grams: 39,328.78 Thanks: 714 Thanked 1,265 Times in 548 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Dirtbomb, you stoner, it's dihydrogen monoxide! H2O= two hydrogen atoms and one water! The last line, "5 times 2 is 10" really killed me... OMIGOD! IT'S A FACT! WE MUST BELIEVE THEM! As far as it being more dangerous than weed, this is true. Still no deaths on record being caused by an OD of weed, or any health conditions that can be attributed to weed. Water kills thousands each year. It's a malicious bastard that thinks it's morally wrong for us to drink it. So it's striking back. __________________ It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul. Come to the Chat... Join the Party

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