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05-05-2009, 12:41 AM
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|  The desprate stoner Something I just wrote  sort of a poem, about a poor stoner.He smoked his last bowl Until the resin was caked. Wishing he had saved it Cause he's only half baked. Disgusting to his taste buds Wishing he could taste BUDS Half a gram of dirt schwag? Better than what he raked up. An unforseen expense Is why his moneys spent Combed the carpet for a bit Found a nug! Nah it's lint. Called every single friend Not a trichnome to lend So he waits at home alone For his dry spell to end.
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05-05-2009, 01:02 AM
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|  Thanks, Plaidheart. I got a pretty good laugh out of it.
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05-05-2009, 01:19 AM
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| thanks Thanks! I laughed myself after reading it  horrible situation to be in though... |
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05-05-2009, 04:11 AM
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| nice! lol but the story is indeed sad 
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05-05-2009, 02:08 PM
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| Really awesome, has a sweet flow and makes perfect sense
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05-05-2009, 03:18 PM
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| that like reminds me of so many bad nights haha that peoms sick |
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05-05-2009, 07:07 PM
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| Haha that was good! Horrible situation to be in, I think we all can relate haha
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05-05-2009, 07:19 PM
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| nice poem dude !!! you know lately i have been wanting to get me something to paint.... like the other day i was at costco and was seeing this book about great paint-ers (is that the word?) like great painting artist and then all i saw was like things i would not really value so i said fuck it IM gonna make better art.... LOL i've always liked painting so maybe i might start doing some watercolor stuff and have more high-fun :P weed's inspired me to paint peace yall! |
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05-05-2009, 10:51 PM
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especially with acryllic paints, just been so busy lately. Thanks for the feedback everyone! | |
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05-05-2009, 09:08 PM
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| nice poem im actually on a lil dry spell right now that's just about to end (phone rings) |
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