emuhhleee

just tell me what kind of genre: fantasy, fiction, romance, comedy, etc. i have a very eccentric way of telling stories, so it might be a little weird.

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TheQuestionMark

How about a tale of adventure and comedy?

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ctwalrus

comedic adventurous conspiracy

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emuhhleee

once upon a time, donald was in the park smoking a fat bowl. he was right in the middle of it when he heard a voice from up in the trees. he looks up & sees that there's a gentleman in a nice black suit wearing a top hat sitting up in one of the tree branches. "why are you up there, sir?" he asks. the man doesn't reply, but he drops down a plastic box. donald was confused. he thought he might have just hallucinated; did he really just see a man in a top hat in a tree? he thought the box looked a little weird, but he opened it anyway. inside, there was a key & a note. the note read "let this key guide you." he didn't know what that meant, so he put it back in the box & walked away. he continued smoking in a different spot in the park. when he finished his bowl, he put his pipe back in his pocket & began to walk home. as he was walking home, he kept seeing very strange things. the cars weren't going forwards, but were going backwards in the forward direction. he saw a morbidly obese lady wearing a swan suit walking down the road like it was no big deal, there were people handing out guns that made them shit themselves. he started to get a little creeped out & started to walk a little faster. when he got to his driveway, he sighed in relief. he was happy to be home, to eat a sandwich & go to bed. as he opened his door, nothing was in his house. he had a cool green couch in his living room, but that was gone. his cats were gone. his bed was gone. infact, everythign was different. inside was all white, there was no dirt, no sound, there was nothing in existance. donald was really creeped out at this point & was thinking about going back to the park to get that key. "why is this happening?" he thought. "did the world just turn upside down?" he was thinking that maybe he was too stoned. maybe he was hallucinating & he had to lay down. "no! i have to go back & get that key!" he knew there was something significant about that key & he had to use it for something. he walked out of his apartment & began walking back to the park. okay, now things were just off. instead of cars driving on the parkway, there was a bunch of cars parked on the parkway. the sky was not up, the sky was now down. was he walking upside down? he was walking on the sky! when he arrived at the park, the trees were growing down. besides that, everything looked about as normal as it did when he left. it was too dark to see anything, but he managed to find the box with the key in it. he grabbed the key out of the box & put it in his pocket. "please go back to normal now", he whispered to himself. but no, nothing seemed to change except that donald started to float. "how am i floating? where am i going? LET ME DOWN!" then all of a sudden, the sky was up again. as he continues to float, the sky is turning a lighter blue. it gets lighter, & lighter & lighter. before he knew it, there was nothing in sight except a bright red room with the word "LAUGHTER" writen on the walls in a dark purple color. "what the fuck" he thought to himself. he had no idea what was happening. he realizes that he's not floating anymore, so he goes to walk around & try to find out what's going on. as he walks down this room of laughter, he starts hearing people laughing. it's not the normal laughter that most people are aware of, this laughter was so high pitched, he had to cover his ears. he thought his ears were going to bleed if he heard anymore of the horrible noise. as he keeps walking, he sees a door. it's barely visible, but it was definietly a door. the door was locked, so that's what the key must have been for. he pulls the key out of his pocket & of course, the door unlocks. he steps inside a room where he sees himself looking at himself. he sees his older brother, brian. he sees his mother, mary & his dad donald jr. they were all babbling in some weird language. their eyes were wide, their pupils was huge. was all of his family high on lsd? he tried walking up to them & talking to them, but all they did was stare. this all got to his head & he bowed down crying. he didn't know what to do with himself. as soon as he opened his eyes, he was in the insane asylum. as the nurse came in giving him a pill he asked her why he was there. turns out that he had been there for the last 3 years & he wakes up to this reoccuring dream everyday. he had been in the park 3 years ago, smoking weed, when there was a drive by shooting & a bullet went into his skull. luckily, he was alive, but was paraliyzed from the neck down. donald died 2 weeks later, with a key in his pocket with a note that read "this key has guided me".

emuhhleee

okay, i'm sorry. i don't think that was funny. but it's really fucked up. & it has adventure in it!

SenorSmokesALot

Not funny? I laughed for literally ten minutes! But then again I just smoked a bowl of mids by myself. Thanks for cheering me up!

herblover100

wow that creeped me out in the end :P hahaha great story man u shud be writing movies :P

cj117

That's creepy.
Sometimes I Fear stuff like this happening to me.

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