Hayzy

Here is a dark little nursery rhyme I wrote while in the caring embrace of the sweet Mary Jane:

"Hee hee...hee who?" said the petticoat cat,
as he wrapped on the window with a *ratta tat tat*,
To the window rushed the boy to see whats the matter,
his feet on the floor with a *pitter* and a *patter*.
The teeth of the cat oh how they did shine,
for the boy couldn't be a year more than 9.
The boy pushed his fears down, he knew they were wrong,
as the cat danced around regailing in song.
"Come out come out, we'll dance through the street,
on rooftops and alleys won't that be neat?
The treasures I have and the songs we will sing,
On a night like this such a wonderful thing."
The tails of his coat flapped wildly about,
the boy was entranced out the window with a shout.
The petticoat cat took hold of his hand
and leapt onto rooftops from where they did stand.
They twirled and they spun in merriment and glee,
the cat seemed so joyous, so dazzling was he.
"Hee hee...hee who? said the petticoat cat,
perched on a chimney with a tip of his hat,
"There are many dangers in the night to be found,
scoundrels and monsters who rise up from the ground,
nastiest things your flesh they would sample,
even a petticoat cat for example",
the boy did not notice the wink in his eye,
nor the flash of the knife toward his neck that did fly.
A small spray of crimson lashed out and around
as the boys tiny head fell *thunk* on the ground,
he stumbled about, a quite comical scene,
the cat watched with a smirk as the blade he licked clean.

Feel free to post your own spur of the moment literature and even add on to this one.
And for the musically gifted among you, say this rhyme to the waltzing tune of Am, Em, C major, and Dm. Its very fun.