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ok like im sittin in my room and i hear this noise outside, so i look and like gettin all spooked. i go back to puffin the cheeba, and i hear it agian. so the spook level jumps again, look nuttin there, then as i turn away i hear it and whip around to see this lil grey alien eye ballin me. at this point all i can think about is a painfull anal probe. we just stared at it, but i also reached for my trusty bowl of alien-off. i slowy brought the bowl up to my mouth and inhaled long and deep. the alien just looked at me with this what the f*ck is that human doing. WHAM i nailed the lil grey with a massive 2nd hand hit of smoke. it blinked a few times looked at me in this "o my god im f*cked" then it fell over.

so im like oh **** man and i fig its all in my head, so i sit lookin around my room alot. slowy went back to puffin the cheeba. well i kepted hearin this rustling outside my window and this odd giggle. so i run outside lewiville slugger in tote, so i run around the garage to look then back to the house. when i got to my window, i saw this 1/2 passed out grey alien.

i poke it with my bat to see if it was hurt. dint move so i repeated it, this time the grey slapped the bat away from it and rubbbed its skin where i had tapped it. it then gets up brushes off and what looked like some alien middle figure gensture. im like token a massive hit again and the alien starts jumpin up to get face to face i exhale and it runs in the smoke. so im like what the hell and offer the bowl to the alien. it grabs it and looks at it, the lil shiet dumps it over spillin the herb. so i like mumble and grab the bowl back from the grey and head back in, the grey in tow. as i get in my room the grey is lookin around like a kitten does. i start packin the bowl and puffin smoke rings and the grey runs over and sits in the smoke, i had the bowl to its mouth and lit the bowl. stupid lil thing did nuttin so i showed how the grey to inhale the smoke from the pipe.

talk about a power toker, the grey in 1 hit drained the bowl. so i back up the 3ft bong, the grey only being 4ft it looked funny, but the gray could smoke off this while i smoked from bowl. next thin i know the rey just smoked a 1/2 oz. i started eatin some food and the grey looked at me wierd again. so i fig what the hell and hand the bag of chips to the alien, it trys to smoke it.
i grab a few magic bownies and hand them to the grey. it wolfs them down in like seconds. it just wiped the frosty on its head. for some reason i was like no way in hell am i havin a dirty alien in my room. so i shove it in the shower and i guess it never had before it was all freaked out yet in that whoa cool phase.

after the alien was cleaned i think i dint check. we started smokin the herb again. like then a bright ass light shines in and im like oh **** more greys. turns out to be a cop passin by. so i start laughin cause im sittin with a alien and not worried about a cop. 1/2 hour later the grey runs outside and 2 bigger greys are standin there. the lil grey starts talkin fast in some funky tounge and the 2 other greys stare at me like im this evil human, 1 big one comes over and talks all funny shakin a hand gesture at me. i just giggle but then it acts like its lightin the bowl, then washing your self. it shakes it head and walks to the ship. the other big grey grabs teh lil one and rushes it in the ship just behind the tree.
then this bright greenish light flashes and i wake up in my room. im like whoa intense weed. im like all sober too i rolled over to smoke a bowl and i see a empty baggie, i look and see that over 1/2 oz is gone. so im like a lil freaked but fig i smoked it all, i head to take a piss and theres like 20 towels all about. i look in the fridge and its a mess, 6 of my magic brownines are gone. i fig damn erie, i head to work and when i get back home i go in the fridge and grab some a&w rootbeer, shut the door only to reopen it fast to see 2 of my brownies gone and this alien hand print

SmokerToker

dude cool story

Daniel

I have no clue what you could possibly be smoking. I want it.

Nice story.

Crow

dude crazy story...that's some trippy sh*t eh?

Ryski

That was great

PeacePipe

you seriouse??!?!?! a little grey dude tried runnin after my stash but i chased it off with a broom......


conspiricy? maybe....
coincidence....i think NOT!

TheCleric

Nice story man, sounds like one i posted awhile ago, i tell you those pesky greys will do anything to get at your weed. If only you had found a camel you would be all set.

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TheSmoker22

lol. Thats funny

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Shortay

Hahah i was thinking. For anyone in school, still having to do 5 paragraph essays, needs to do this as an essay! that would be hilarious!

anonymity

That's your contribution to the 4 year old thread? You might as well just say "Bump" or something.