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I held the hit as long as I could and then slowly let it out.My vision seemed to narrow for just a bit as I watched Bobby get his first hit and step back.Grandpa set the dragon back down on the table and turned to us with a grin.
"Hows it taste,rbded,pretty good,huh?"
I was just standing there for a minute,thinking about something,yeah, I thought that did taste pretty good.As a matter of fact,how about another one.Wait a minute.I'm not talking but I think I am.Grandpa was still smiling at me but he seemed to be farther away.I looked at Bobby but he seemed to be farther away too.I was nodding my head at grandpa,so he turned to Bobby and said,"Lets go and check out some things I have in the other room."
I was grinning too much.Why can't I stop grinning.I followed Bobby and grandpa into the next room and watched the lights as they seemed to get brighter and closer.As we stepped thru the door into the next room,I was trying to keep a straight face and not appear to be too much of a nerd.Lordy,this is some good smoke.I can't keep my mind on what I'm doing.Bobby must of had the same problem,because he turned to me and looked like he was going to say something,but the thought fled apparently,because he just smiled and turned back to grandpa,who by now had stopped in the center of the room and turned to face us.
"This is the music room,boys.What do you think,Rbded?"
I looked around and I know my mouth must of dropped open because the rooms walls were covered with all manner of musical instruments.Guitars and violins and bongos and trumpets.Here a flute and a chello.Chello?Someone must play.I love chello.
My voice started to work again as I pointed to the chello and asked grandpa,"Do you play,sir?"
"Oh,yes,I've been known to draw a bow or two in my time.?How about a small demonstration.Would you like that?"
I just nodded and looked for a seat as grandpa got the chello and sat down with the bow in his hand.

 

rbded

A deep,rumble of sound came from the chello between Grandpas legs.I was feeling a warm happiness in my face by this time,so I just sat back in a chair and listened to this incredible old man and his strings.I hope that you all have listened to chello music while your stoned.It has a sound unlike any other instrument.Sometimes it seems like a growl and other times like the sweetest bird song.I know I was grinning as I looked over at Bobby.He was grinning too, at the music or the buzz,I don't really know which.
About that time the butler entered and Grandpa stopped for just a minute.
"Yes,Carl,what is it?"Grandpa said.
"Refreshments,Sir?"Carl replied.
"Yes,that sounds good."Turning to us he asked,"What'll it be, Boys?Any favorites,or how about we let Carl whip up one of his spicy toddy's for all of us?"I must of nodded my head because Grandpa turned back to Carl and nodded and Carl turned and shut the door as he left us.
I turned back to grandpa as he once again pulled the bow across the strings and started his song at the same place that he had left off.And ya know what?It came to me right then that I was really stoned.I don't mean just a good buzz,I mean kick back in the chair with my feet up,grinning like a fool, feeling the rush, stoned.The colors or life of things was more vibrant than I ever remember it being before.The sounds coming from this box of wood and string made me think I was hearing music for the first time again.This is what I like about the herb the most;it takes me to a different place every time and is a spiritual experience like no other.It opens my senses and lets me have a life instead of an existense.
Of couse,the chello stopped or Grandpa did,I don't know which.By this time I didn't know whether he was playing the chello or it was playing us.Grandpa set aside the bow and looked up at us and grinned.
"Well boys,what say we go to the game room and see whats up?"We started to get up when the door opened again and Carl came in with a silver tray with our drinks on them.Sitting on the tray were three glasses with a cool,blue liquid and some straws sticking up out of the top.As I took my drink off the tray,I said thanks and took a tenative first sip.

suede

WELL IS that it...? Did I miss something...?Surely, you're not finished...!Hav you moooved it to anuther 4um??b.s.

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no, he does these in portions. Check back in a day or two for the next round. They go on for a couple pages.

dedbr

"I think that you will like the little brew that Carl has made for you,"said Grandpa,"It has a oil that I have taken from the Bluebud and synthesized into a lovely little elixer."
It did have a nice taste to it.Sort of like a nice,bud fruity taste.It was blue,too.That made it look nice,too. I took another sip as I followed Bobby and Grandpa into the game room.Grandpa sure had a nice house,and especially this game room.It had a pool table,foosball,poker table,four large screen T.V.s,and a bunch of other stuff lined the walls.What really caught my attention was a small,round table in the center of the room that had a oversized chess set on it.At least thats what it looked like,but as I got closer,I found that the pieces were a little different than any I have ever seen.They were all shaped and formed to look like dragons I guess.They all had wings and claws and looked like they were getting ready to fly or attack,one side was green and the other side was black.
"Ah yes,the dragon board attracts the most visitors to our room.It's really my favorite,too,even though I have so much to enjoy in my house.Want to see how it works,or shall we continue with our tour?Its really quite simple you see.All you have to do is push this button."
As grandpa hit the button,we watched the dragons as they seemed to take flight and hover over the board.They were snarling and lungeing at each other as if to close but then swooping away at the last minute.I was watching this all with Bobby at my side.I took another drink of the Bluebud special and watched the show begin.

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dedbr

The dragons slowed and stopped,then resumed their positions on the board again.I realized that I had seen a man made game at work,but looked at grandpa for his explanation.
He grinned at me as he said,"Simple really.I love to tinker.Look here;see the little rods on their bellies? Those go into the table top and give the dragons the illusion of floating thru the air.The rods are painted to help with the subtrafuge.Thru the tube also a liitle smoke that's really a very fine powder,and you have a real dragon fight.Simple,huh?"
"Thats neat.Play it again so I can watch a little closer."
Once again the dragons hovered and preformed their little show,but this time,I watched it thru the eyes of the enlightened,and the mystery was only my daze from the blue bud.
"Look here for a moment.I know you'll like this.I'm rather proud of it."
We walked with him like obediant children to a small pool of water in the corner of the room.
"Now watch this," he said,as he flipped another hidden switch.We were looking down into what appeared to be a small,ocean grotto with the usual assortment of flora and fauna,when a tiny,blue shape appeared to or left.

dedbr

The fish,for that was what it was,came out of the cave looking thing at the end of the pool.It swan around for a minute and then just hung in place for a bit.
Out of the same hole came another fish,this one kind or red or bright orange,I guess.He was a little bigger ,but really not that much.You could see the wire on this one a little better,but still,if you hadn't been looking real close,you wouldn't of seen it.The bigger fish swam around a little bit and then hovered in place next to the little guy.It looked at the little one with big green eyes,and the little one came around in a half circle and stopped about an inch or two away from the big guy.
"Now watch,"said Grandpa.
From somewhere in the machine(for thats what it was)the sound of an old rock song came out,and the fish started boppin' back and forth to the beat,their movements becoming more erratic as they kept time with each other to the beat of the music.I know I had to be grinning like a fool,but I couldn't help it.This glass of blue stuff was putting a real hard buzz on me,and I was lovin' every minute of it.
As we watched,the little guys both back boogied to the hole and disappeared.The music slowly died and we looked over at Grandpa.
"I know.Its a little weird,but it's fun and thats all that matters in this old world in the long run.C'mon,lets go play some pool."
We walked over to the pool table and started a mean game of cuttthroat.Of course the old man whooped us,but like he said,just havin'some fun.
Grandpa sat down next to me when we finished the game, and produced another glass,not as ornate as the dragon,but full of life and color.It glowed from the flash of lights across its surface as grandpa put a flame to it and exhaled a long cloud of blueish smoke.Passing it to me ,he held the light for me as I took another hit and waited for the rush to hit.
"One more hit and then we go to my special room.I know you'll really like this one,Dedbr.It's my lifes work now."

dedbr

We smoked a few more puffs and then Grandpa said"Lets take us a little walk out back,men.I have something I'd like to share with you."
And we did too.I can honestly say that I was the stonedest I have ever been in my life.Moments turned into minutes,and all I could do was sit and stare at the walls and games and watch the bowl go around the circle as we each shared the bluebud and the moment.
When Grandpa set the bowl down,he arched his eyebrows at me and said 'ready',so we followed as he rose and led us into the back yard.
Out the back door,a terrace rose to a magnificent garden,bordered by a high shrub all around that met at a small house made of stone and glass.It was to this house that Grandpa led us too,and as we reached the door he produced a key from his pocket and unlocked the door.Grandpa reached for the switch,and at its click we were shown a carefully plotted and kept greenhouse complete with a sprinkler system that gently sprayed the plants with a fine mist.Flowers of every description were there with little trees and bushes and ferns.
"What do you think,boys',pretty neat,huh?
We just nodded our heads and followed as he led us to another door concealed behind some ferns in the back.

dedbr

Granpa used a different key off his ring to open the second door.As it opened,he turned to us and spoke.
"Dedbr,I ask a few things from any visitor who comes here.What you see here,what you hear here,what you learn here,please let it stay here.Some of the things I share with you today are very personal.Please understand that I am not questioning your integrity,but I must maintain secrecy to fulfill a pledge I made to someone many years ago.Can I trust you to help me keep my pledge?"
The look in his eyes was serious behind the buzz,so I looked back and nodded my head.
"Thanks Dedbr,I'll hold you to that."He turned into the door way and flipped the switch.In front of us was a grow room filled to capacity with the funk.Big plants,little plants and all else in betweern.Towards the back there were tall,leggy females of all sizes,shapes and colors.In the middle was a beautiful purpleish,blue
lady that seemed to glow with a light all its' own.
We made our way towards the back and the blue bud plant that had me feeling so fine,and took a few seats in a circle around her.
"Well,boys what do you think?She's a real beauty,huh?14 years of work that culminates in a blue plant that carries a THC content of around 30%.The buzz is pretty much,too,huh?Yeah,I thought so.You guys have been grinnig from ear to ear most of the night.And so,how about it?Whats the story behind all this;the house,the games,the herb?Well,I'll tell you.

Psycho Donkey

Come on man, keep it going.

And for all those people who ask are Rbedr stories true, I would have to guess no, just because there is no plant that contains 30% THC (G-13 pure being the highest with 28%) but they are awesome stories!

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