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Mr. Meeji

GREAT STORY!! keep it comin' it's really interesting. I love the whole bongs and stars thing. heh!

 

potheadreturns2

That's genious man! I love it!! The jokes are ****ing hilarious! You have a knack for comedy. The part I love most is how there is absolutely no time in between smoking for Jay Token! And the names! Oh the names! I can't get enough of the hilarious names. Keep it up in grand style my friend, I want to read part 4!

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Herb Ninja

I will be sure to read part 4 and as far as your willing to write. Peace-

camd0g1

Nice!

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dedbr

I kicked back in the couch and held my piece for a bit.What to say,I thought.The old boy was obviously a looney tunes if he believed that there ever was a city of Bong with the Blue weed growing everywhere,but he must believe it or he wouldn't of asked me here.I decided to play the game with him.
"So Mr. Bowl,what would you want me to do,exactly?"I said.
"Why,Mr. Token,I thought I had been clear on this,but since I seem to have your interest,let me spell it out for you in plain English,so you know exactly what I and my wife will expect of you on our quest."
I could hardly wait,as I fired up another joint.
"With your military experience,I expect that you could supply and guide a expedition such as this with no problems,so here is what I propose as your part in all this.
You will arrange for the purchase of all neccesary supplies to allow us to reach our goal,the destination to be revealed to you upon the signing of a contract.We expect you to provide security to our party and to purchase anything you deem neccesary to provide such security,meaning the weapons and any other personnel as you see fit.
Once we reach or goal,the valley bowl of Bong,we will harvest as much of the sacred herb as
we can find and transport it back to the civilized world.
For this we will pay you the sum of 100,000 dollars,plus a share of the crop,however much we bring back."
I sat back a little deeper in the couch and fired up my chillum as the old boy sat back and waited for my reply.
100,000 huh?I was sitting in a room that had probably cost that much just to buy the furnishing's.If he was serious,then he was ready to pay a lot more than that.I chuckled before I spoke...
"Ha Ha Ha."I returned his glare and looked to his wife before I spoke."Lets get something straight first.100,000 won't buy the equipment we will need to be in the field for thirty days.As the furnishings here in your house seem to tell me,you are used to the good life,and where we are going,where ever that may be,isn't going to be a picnic area,or it would of been found already."
"You will pay me 2 million dollars,1 million up front and the second million on our return to civilization,thats if we find the valley of Bong or not."
"Second,I am in charge.No arguments about that,or I walk right now."
"That is agreeable,"he said.Now he was smiling at me,maybe just a little too quickly but I was in it now,whether I wanted to be or not.
"Third,the Mrs. stays here.It's obvious that she can't run up no mountain,so she stays here to coordinate what ever we need to have shipped to us if we need it."
"Now see here,.."he started,but Anita put out a restraining hand and he sat back and assumed his position again.The boss was obviously sitting in the wheelchair.
"I'm sure there will be a few other things,Mr. Bowl,but for right now that will do."
"Daddy" a voice called from the door.
I glanced over to see the most beautiful woman I had ever seen,all black shiny hair and body that wouldn't stop,looking at me but talking to dad,waiting to be asked to the conversation.
"Ah yes,Mr, Token.Allow me to introduce my daughter.If you agree,she will go with us on our quest.She will be quite helpful to her father in our endeavor."
"My daughter,Mr Token,Anita Bowl."
I dropped my joint as I stood up to accept her hand that she offered.
"I hope that I won't be too much of a bother to you,Mr. Token."
A bother she would be,but I like to be bothered like that,and so does various other parts of me.
"Miss Bowl,"I said as I kissed her hand."A pleasure."
I released her hand and passed her the joint I had retrieved from the floor.
She hit it like a pro and passed it to her father before returning it to her father and turning to me to flash those brown eyes at me.I was hooked,that was for sure.
This trip was looking up already!

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potheadreturns2

Yay! I thought Jay Token was dead! Glad to see him alive and well!

AndieBear

I love those creative names, and it cracks me up to picture him busting out with all kinds of pipes and stuff everywhere. Keep this up, I'd like to read more.

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dedbr

"What about me,Father?Can I share the smoke,too?"
I looked over to see the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen,a slightly older version of the first beauty.
"Allow me too introduce my other daughter,Mr Token,Ivana."
Ivana?Anita?I was going to need something,too,after I was over with this job!A freaking heart machine,probably.
She grabbed the jay with the same enthusiasmn as her sister,displaying the talents of a professional smoker.I could see that I was going to have to keep a close eye on my stash around this bunch of stoner's,or I'd be the one wondering where the hell Bong was at....
"As you have probably guessed for your self,Mr. Token,our first daughter was named after her mother,as we thought we wouldn't have any more children.Ivana was a blessing to us,don't get me wrong!We just were not prepared for a baby at the time,what with my wifes illness and all,but we managed to come thru it with two wonderful daughter's,"Mr.bowl left off and hit the joint I had passed to his daughter,Ivana.
"So,to make it easy on me,what's every one call you?"I said to Anita the younger.
"Why Mr. Token,my middle initial is a K. which stands for Kindness,but everyone calls me Kind.."

I was reaching for my hash oil as she spoke.I definately neede a little pick me up to get thru with the family.

"Mr Token.."the misses said.
"Just call me Jay,ma'am."I said..
"Yes, Jay,of course.I have a request of you,if you would grant it for me?"
"Sure ma'am,if it is my power,it is for you but to ask."I fanned the air with my oil joint as she looked over at her husband and said,
"Mr Token,I. Paca isn't a young man anymore.Would it be possible to send someone to assist him if the need should arise?And could it be Kind and Ivy?They know his medicine regimen and all his statistic's in case the need should arise,"she said as she sat back to hit the joint of Nepalese Hash Oil.
"Now wait a minute,"I started,but I knew it would do me no good to protest.I had been suckered
by some great manuevering by the Bowl's.They were smart,that was something to file away for later use.
"You haven't told me where we are going yet,but it will be a rough trip for somebody used to the easy life.We will be camping out and sleeping on the ground for the most part.Not exactly a spot for a couple of good lookin' women to be,"I said.
"I will make it as comfortable as I can,but you girl's will have a rough go,unless I miss my guess.And I usually don't!"I sat back again as I tickled my nose hairs with the fine oil joint.
"And something else,Mr. Bowl.."
"Call me Pac,Jay!I think we can consider us to be on a first name basis,"he said.
"Yeah,uh..er...Pac.Where exactly are we going?"
"Ah Jay,"He said..That will come out when we begin the actual planning stages of the trip.When could you start do you think?I will need you to move in here with us,Mr. Token,just as a matter of security.I'm sure you can understand."I hit the last bit of the oil joint and nodded.
Then looking over at the girl's,"I'm sure we can find something here to keep me occupied
so I don't get bored!"
The older one just smiled,but the younger one blushed a lovely shade of peach!

AnarchistBarbie

At the authors request I make my critical literary comments public:

I just read your story! I love it! Consider me a fan.

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AndieBear

I want to read about their adventure!!! I want to find bowl of bong myself!!