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Bud and I jumped in the new Token Truck, with all the slick accesories built right in. The shotgun bong built into the counsol, and the spliffy's in the visor were alway's handy.

I put the shotgun bong to good use as Bud and I took the shortcut back to I. Paca's. It was time to get busy livin', and I wasn't wastin' anymore time.

The air at I. Paca Bowl's was brisk as we walked up to the door. Of course it popped open as the butler, Ben Feening, snapped it open like a jack-in-the-box.

"Damn it, Ben. Your gonna have to quit doing that! Your scarin' the bejesus out of me with that crap. Now knock it off."
He just stood there looking like he was goin' to cry and said, "But sir, I'm just trying to do my job."
" I know Ben. Here smoke this and watch some MTV, old man. It's all good."
He just walked off hitting the joint I'd passed him, so I knew he wouldn't be Ben very much longer. Have to start calling him Was, I guess.

I fired up an oil joint and rolled back to the library I guess. They were expecting me, but they weren't ready for, Jay Token...Pot Detective! I was back and ready for the next job, which would be to find the Blue herb, and generally have a high time in the process. And maybe if I get the chance, a little payback.

"Jay, I am impressed," said I. Paca. "You surpass any of my expectation's."
I fired up the hookah before I replied. "I'm none the worse for wear, sir."
"Nonsense, Jay, you look like your old self."
"Yes ,Jay, I wouldn't even know you were hurt." Kind was speaking but I wasn't really seeing her as her voice cut thru the buzz. I remembered another voice say, "Stay away from the Governor's daughter, Token."

I looked her over and smiled as I fired up the chillum. "I was in bad shape but Doc Pammy said I was in real good shape now."

And I just grinned.

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imported_stoner4life

when is thhe next chaper coming out?

imported_stoner4life

Are you finished writing these stories? I was looking forward to the next part.

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Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
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Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy

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Jay say's to hold on, he's having trouble with his "switch" or somethin' like that,

imported_stoner4life

Ahh sh*t man my bad I am not tryng to be pushy just been a while and wanted to know if you were still doing them

 

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I know it's been awhile, but Jay's really been busy lately with another important case, and promises to finish this one for us.

So without further ado, I'll leave it to Jay Token...Pot Detective!


Part 14

I fired up a chillum as I. Paca pulled out the map and began to explain the rest..

"Here we have the map, passed down from many generation, with the location of lifes salvation, never to be found until now, Jay. Think of it."

"When we first acquired the map, we were mystefied at the price. Something like this could be worth millions, even billions, but we bought it for a pittance. We soon found out why. The location was in the middle of the United States. A desert in the middle of the United States? How could this be?

We checked the numbers a dozen times but they came up the same all the time, Ohio. Ohio, Mr Token! We were stumped! We had almost given up when my wife came to the rescue. We were thinking two dimensionally Jay, but there are three dimensions here, the third being underground, so we did some research, and heres what we found out.

Ohio is on a fault line. An ancient one, mostly quiet, but there nonetheless. There have been sizeable quakes recorded on this lines sister's, so why not this one?"

I lit the shotgun bong as he went on......

"Here is what we think, Jay. We think we've found the closest point from the valley of Bowl to the surface of our planet now. The reason we can't see it is that some time in the past, an earthquake covered it with a huge shifting of tectonic plates.

We have bought the deepest Point in the area. we shall proceed from there to an opening to the desert area. From there, you shall guide us to our destination, and return us with whatever legacy we may find."

Hopefully some Big, Blue blud.....But this tunnels or deserts under Ohio? This sounded pretty wack, but 2 million sounded good on the money part. Real Good.

I fired up the glass and shook his hand..."Nothind to worry about, it's as good as done!"

The girls didn't look like it was going to be that easy, to tell ya the truth......

Nothing easy in the Token school of payback, and I think class was in session.....

Although I was ready to get back into action, Bud and I went into our slow mode so as not to give away any of my new found tricks, so to speak. Keep 'em guessing. I could figure that the bad guys in the story would know about my operations and of course some of my modifications, but just how much remained to be seen.

On our walk that evening, the girls both joined me, and I smelled a trap, you guys know the kind I mean, the two legged kind. I kept my cool and just listened to them mostly as I fired up the back pac hookah....

"God Jay, It's so good to see you again. You look so good!" Ivana said as she ran her hand across my chest and stomach....

"Hey, can you act decent for once, you slut, I swear!" said Kind and walked ahead yelling after Bud.

"Let's go back to my room and settle the deal with a bongload, what ya say,Jay?" Ivana slurred....

I slipped off after Bud and Kind before I had to get rude.....Stopped to fire up a spliffy and take several deep hits.....

It was lookin' like Ivana had said her own name too much......

I caught up with Kind as she reached a bridge. She stopped and watched Bud in the next field, chasing butterflies to no avail, seeing me and barking to see if it's all right. I wave and give the go ahead and he runs off, having fun chasing the bugs and being a puppy again.

"Say Kind, what's your opinion on all this, the trip or expedition and all? Should your mom and dad just give up?"

"Oh no, not give up, just not put so much hope in it. Look, Jay, I really appreciate the job you've said you'd do for them. They couldn't get anyone else to even look at it.

But you've already given so much, Jay. Who ever this organization is thats against father will kill us all to keep this secret from coming out Jay. You know they will."

"But there's one thing they didn't plan on Kind. They didn't plan on me living thru that bomb they planted in the limo. They didn't plan on a year or two of therapy and surgery to put me back together. But most of all they didn't know who they was messin' with,...I'm Jay Token...Pot Detective! And I don't take no shit!"


To Be Continued......

420drummer

I love the story but tutonic plates? Isn't it tectonic plates? But I still love it.

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nah dude, it was neccessary

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Part 15

Kind just turned and walked away, but I knew I'd made my point. If she was feeding the bad guys info, they'd get my message, loud and clear.

Ivana caught up and I felt her had on my back, (and other parts) s0 I turned and stepped into an embrace and a kiss, which probably lasted a lot longer than neccesary, but hey, it felt and tasted good so I hung on a little longer than I should'a.

I pushed her away and we both gasped. That was a good sign. I still had something, didn't know what it was, but it was on high. Her face was red and her voice was husky.

I fired up a joint and turned to get Bud and she said, "Hey" and I said, " Yeah, I know, it happens some times....." and just kept walkin' as it stayed silent.


I didn't know what to expect from something that had been underground for about who knows how many years, but what about the local law enforcement? I needed to check that and a few other things, but of course I. Paca had already beaten me to the punch. He had them in the bag, so to speak. At least thats what I thought.

Now, I know a lot of you are going to say that we are raiding tombs of great value historically and you'd be right, but you could make that argument about everything that has ever been lost that has any monetary value that's been found, right?

Finders keeper's was my outlook on it. Let's see if we can find anything first. If we do, then we can worry about who it belongs to. Just so Jay Tokens name is right up front to help bring in the business, sports fans.......

But first the findin'....


Since the place is so deep, air circulation equipment must be used to keep the workers from passing out. It went deep though, and Jay realized that he may not like being three miles down under the ground, even tho they had given them all a class that had explained the air quality was the same as the surface...actually better.

"We took out the smog." the smug employee said.

When your having a panic attack at three miles, does that really matter? I fired up the chillum...

"Oh yes, NO smoking while your under ground. I'm sure you understand.....?"

"Oh yes Homey, I'm the head honcho on this herbal fantasy cruise, and we're smokin' if I say were smokin', Do you understand that?"

"But sir, we have rules...."

"Your right pooter, and I just made one, so lighten up, OK.....?"

I fired up the hookah with a big load of hash and tried to get the Playboy Channel to come in......

"Well yes, ah , Mr Token, well, as you can see on this map, the area of Ohio we are looking at is called "Seven Caves". It has an interesting past, full of indians and a errant outlaw or two.

The Indians of the area used the caves for shelter and for their ceremonies and what not, but from our calculations these caves should lead us to the deepest point in the area, and from there to the starting point of our adventure."

I figured since they were all here, I might as well break them in.

" Ok, I said as I got up to stand in front of them, I guess somebody has decided that this is going to be a walk in the park to pick up some artifact's and some blue bud. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but it isn't.

There is someone who is trying their best to stop us from getting our mission accomplished. I don't expect to accomplish our mission. I will do the best I can, ( I fired up the shotgun bong) and I fully expect to come back with something, ( 2 million bucks ) what that will be, I don't know. What I do know is that I will find out who is trying to stop us, and I will stop them. ( With the help of a few secret weapons...) So, anyone wants to quit, nows the time. Nothing from this point foward is going to be easy."

"If you can't keep up...Don't step up!"

Everyone was quiet, looking at each other to see if one would get up, but no one did. Oh well, we'd see......

Our crew was going to be small. We would have Bud and I, I. Paca and the girls, a few men to carry the gear, and the ATV's to haul us wherever we needed to go. Jetting toward Ohio, we rested and saved our strength, knowing that even on a controlled expedition, we would still have problems.

I fired up a hash joint, and kicked back with the MP3 turned on to groovy, baby. I watched as one by one the rest of my happy party drifted off to sleep, content in the sleep of the innocent.

IcantExplain

this storys awsome man the characters are all super fun to read about

SmasheR

haha funny stuff, fix the punctuation and whatnot and you have a solid piece going on here. this guy has alot of paraphenalia....