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| Part 18 Two more days spent waiting for our new transportation to show up and take care of the Local cops and the FBI. I don't care for thr FBI's, they see their selves as omnipotent and are too arrogant for my taste. "So you pushed the remote and the whole thing went up,huh?" "Yes sir. That's about it." "So how'd you know it was there in the first place?" "I didn't, I just had a hunch, that'd all. Just a hunch." Before me I saw white and then nothing and waking up to pain. "You all right Mr.Token? You look a little distant?" "Thanks, I'm fine, Just a little deja vu." I watched the firemen finish the flaming wrecks and knew I shouldn't be alive, Either that or he didn't use enough esxplosives the last time. Who ever this bomber was I bet he's really pissed now. He's 0 for 2 against me. I fired up a spliff and took a little walk around the berg. I definately needed time to think. Besides, the skates could use some action, too. I slid past the courthouse, spliff in my mouth, watching for a guy just sitting in a car somewhere watching. I hit all three hotels and there was a single car sitting off to itself. I went in and asked the day guy, and for a twenty I got the name of the lone stranger. It didn't ring any bells. He'd been in town before we got there and stayed mostly to himself. I let Bud decorate his tire for him and headed back to town. "Ah Jay,ready to continue our journey?" "Sure Paca. WE all set?" "Yes we should be there shortly.Another hour at the most." The gleam was in his eye. I hit the shotgun bong a few times and remembered when I had that same look, but it was for blood this time. I felt my legs and hand but didn't. Even though I still was Jay Token, I had become more. I had abilities others would die for. Then I had the strangest thought. Who'd spend billions to rebuild a Pot Detective? Remorse? A billion dollars is a whole hell of a lot of remorse, huh? Especially for a Pot Detective. They are a dime a dozen I had lost something in the explosion besides the physical parts. I had lost my edge and maybe I would never get it back. But I sure was going to try........
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| | #72 |
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| Part 19. Ohio is beatiful this time of year. Of course I ha to let Bud hang hid head out the window, but on the whole, with a spliff in my mouth we finally got to the base camp. I knew we would need the supplies but if they think I'm dragging all this stuff, uh uh they are so wrong. "Come Mr Token, let me show you what we've found." I Paca too me to a cave entrance and we peered inside. Thsi entrance goes down for miles Jay. Under that our equipment picks up a void that could be miles wide. There's something there Jay. Something waiting for us!" Now we get to the bottom of it so to speak, huh, Paca...... The got ready to blow a hole and unload the rest of there gear, so I fired up the shotgun bowl and took a little time to fire up the hand and see what the Doc had to say. "Hi DOC, hows thr view from here?" Just great Jay, Reading you five by five." "Doc, underground, will my special hand work or not? It sure will, Jay. We installed every modern improvement known to man." " I want to stay in touch Pam. If you don't hear from me within twenty four hours, call out the cavalry." ? " Ccavalry? What cavalry? Your the Cavalry, Jay. We need to find this bomber and find the blue herb if it exists. Tthink of the benefits to mankind Jay." "Pam, the only benefit I want is a chance to do my job and go home. End of story." "Jay, just remember to come back home to us here, We miss you....." Goods memories came back as I fired up a spliff and a signed off. Since I had ordered most of this equipment, I better try it out, so with that I set myself in motion. 4 wheeler's to replace men as we loaded them up and lined them up in order of importance. Suddenly there was a bomb and the ground shook then stopped. "Their all the way thru by now Jay. Soon we will see the sights man hasn't seen centuries, Jay, and hopefully the blue bud." A thick cloud of dust came out of the old shaft and as I set light to the chillum, and set out to check my own personal gear. |
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| mm, Jay smokes a lot. |
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| man i cant read good put that shit on an audio book and ill listen to it ha |
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| Damn I just started reading this and its really interesting! I cant wait for the next part! ![]() |
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| Hey folks...Just thought I'd bring you the good news about Jay Token...Pot Detective. He says he is back and getting some rest and relaxation out at the farm with Doc from his latest case, and will be back to entertain us soon....... ![]() What ever the hell that means......But stay tuned folks, because the best is yet to come........ Some Where In Ded Land........... ![]() Last edited by dedbr : 03-23-2008 at 12:37 PM. |
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| [quote=dedbr;338655]Part I The phone on my desk started ringing about 10:30 that morning.I was supposed to be open for business,but a late night put me to bed late,and I wasn't stirring for nothing.It stopped eventually,but I was up.No use trying to drop back off,I thought,I had a feeling that it would ring again soon,and I wasn't wrong.I rolled over and grabbed the pipe left from last nights night cap.As I puffed it into life,the phone started it's annoying buzz again. Who am I?My name's Jay Token.Forget the jokes,I've heard them all.I am the only pot detective that I know.What's a pot detective,you say? Years ago,I saw the way that people could be ripped off or gyped by a bum,but they couldn't go to the cops,could they?So when they lost their herb,or got ripped off,they could call me,the Pot Detective.What do I do?I help the weak in their struggle with the thieves and low lifes that they couldn't possibly call the cops about when they get ripped off.In other words,I help them get their stash back,or if not that,then at least smoke one with them to help them chill out. I shuffled over to my desk and sat down,grabbing a roach out of the ashtray and firing it up.Picking up the reciever I put it to my ear and said "Hello?". "Token,that you?" "Yeah,Jay Token,at your service."Who would this be?Silence met me for a second before a cold voice said.. "Stay away from the Govenor's daughter,asshole,or you'll be taking your last toke." Fool started laughing as I yelled into the phone,then before I could get rolling with my response,a click came over the line and then went dead. I set the phone back on the cradle as I hit the roach again.What does this all mean?Probably a mistake or something.I didn't even know any governors daughter.One thing for sure though,I wasn't going back to sleep,now,so I might as well get a buzz going.Swiveling my chair around,I looked out the window at the skyline,and fired up my desk hooka.On the second hit I took,the phone rang.I put down the lighter as I reached for the phone for the second time that morning. "Hello?" "Is this Mr. Jay Token?"A subdued womans voice answered as I picked up the lighter again. "Yeah,this is Jay.What can I do for ya mam?" "I have heard that you could take care of a problem I have sir,and be discrete about it?"Her voice was clear,but had a tone I to it I knew,the one that said she was coming down and needed to puff one. "What is the problem mam?" "Uh...could you possibly come to my home,Mr Token?I could send the limo' around for you in about an hour,perhaps?"The line went silent? Limo?I sniffed some money and perked right up.As I set the lighter down again,I said,"That sounds good mam,and your name is?" "Boll,Mr. Token.Anita Boll." "Do you know where my office is?" "Yes,it's at your house.Am I correct?"Nice voice. "Sure,Ms. Boll,thats it." "Well,I shall see you around lunch then,shall we say?" "Yes mam,that will be fine."I said. I said goodbye and set the phone down.If I was going out,I needed a shower and shave,so I headed for the bathroom,grabbing a pre-rolled spliff from my pack on the table.[/quote[ That was great. kudos to you sir. |
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