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Bongzilla

I can't take credit for this awesome poem, but I figured I would share it because it kicks ass. This is how I hope my future will be like:

I live far off in the wild
Where moss and woods are thick and plants perfumed.
I can see mountains rain or shine
And never hear market noise.
I light a few leaves in my stove to heat tea.
To patch my robe I cut off a cloud.
Lifetimes seldom fill a hundred years.
Why suffer for profit and fame?

It was written by a Zen monk who lived up in the mountains alone. I love this poem, makes me very relaxed

I wrote a few Haikus when I was REALLY stoned, but they are a little intense and don't really wanna share them - they freak me out when I read them sober

 

Smokin'Jayz

Wrote this just now.

Rain take me away
back to sunny days
reflect to a time
when we rolled against the tide
our future's were bright
only lit by the sun
and now this rain
drowns my day
my wearied head
I'm breathing water now
but we can go back
to the sun in which we lived
that time
when we were still kids.

Smokin'Jayz

Here's another. And if you ask politely I can actually tell you how this one came about.

Nakedness without burning,
flesh she said
changed all the difference
on her perspective

It just needs aspect
a changing, widening glow
to change your emotion
with point of view,
to change nakedness to beauty,
make it art to you.

ChronicBrownie

My cap locks key isnt broken, I didnt come up with these either. I didnt want to retype em so your stuck with the copy past version.
________
SEX IS A TEMPTATION
CAUSED BY A SENSATION
WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION
IN A WOMANS VENTILATION
DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?
OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
________
SKY IS BLUE
WATER IS WET
I'LL MAKE YOU COME
I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT
PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY
MOVIN UP AND DOWN
SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY
WE WILL MOVE THE GROUND
________
SEX IS EVIL
SEX IS A GAME
ONE NIGHT OF PASSION
NINE MONTHS OF PAIN BABYS A BASTARD
FATHERS A GIT
ALL BECAUSE THE CONDOM SPLIT!
________
SEX IS LIKE MATH
YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES
ADD THE BED
DIVIDE THE LEGS
THEN MULTIPLY!!!!!!!
________
ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILLYOU WITH CREAM
________
HICKERY DICERY DOC
DIS BYTCH WAS SUCKING MY COCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
I DUMPED MY GOO
AND DUMPED HER AT DA END OF THE BLOCK !!!
________
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE OR 69
JUST FOR FUN
OR GETTING PAID
EVERYONE LIKES GETTING LAYED

__________________
Forgive me father, for I will sin.

damitjanet

maybe just a little quirky but hey it works for me

 

Smokin'Jayz

more:

Like that time before
you used to be so nice
it's not like the world
turned and left you
you turned your
back instead

So why didn't you open up?

And let some light in,
you're so dark,
and so cold

When you've left
the world
and you're
all alone

Like that time before
you've done it again
closed yourself up
I don't know where to begin

like that time before
when you used to
be nice.

Caring and free,
turn back to
the world.

Maybe accept me
Maybe it's me.

(more of a song)