Late nite TV (poetry)

06-10-2002, 10:50 AM

ever notice how the only thing on tv between 2-5am is "paid programming"....here's my tribute to infomercials.

With 4 easy payments
of 9.99
you get a deluxe pairing knife
and a corkscrew for your wine
supplies are low
so you better act fast
cause a deal this great
will never last
buy this food dehydrator
get a cheese grater for free
learn from the old bald guy
how to operate your PC
everything's a "system"
hurry dont act late
cause if you cant get it at the store
it must be really great
make yourself a million bucks
but give us a hundred first
buy this nifty sausage grinder
make turkey liverwurst
lose 30 pounds in just one week
get rid of all that fat
and by the way we also sell
and electronic litterbox for your cat
no need to worry about losing your hair
replacing it's not that hard
just call the number at the bottom of the screen
and use your credit card
cut some drywall at twice the speed
send some money to children in need
watch the girls flash
on burbon street
buy this air-bed
and get a free sheet
all your favorites
on one CD
great to put under
the christmas tree
set it and forget it
just dont burn down your house
and plug in this sonic-wave
and never worry about a mouse

i could go on, but why?

**dedbr** · 06-10-2002, 10:59 AM

Another poet among us,all.And a sense of humor,too!

Thank god!

TheCleric · 06-10-2002, 03:20 PM

I dont normally post replies to the poetry but that was awesome.

Witty and wordy with a nice verse, you have a good talent there

Cleric

potheadreturns2 · 06-11-2002, 06:09 AM

Haha! Just as good as American Way. Good job my friend, good job indeed!

06-11-2002, 08:13 AM

thanks for the positive response....ive got a whole notebook full of this stuff...I'll try to post some more this week

potheadreturns2 · 06-11-2002, 09:24 AM

Please do

camd0g1 · 06-11-2002, 11:25 AM

Ahh yes consumerism, another powerful weapon in the fight against communism.

Top Shelf Brother, that was WicKed

AndieBear · 06-17-2002, 05:16 PM

I think I'll copy it and send it as a funny e-mail to my friends and family. hehe. Great job!

06-10-2002, 10:50 AM	#1
euphoricAndy Posts: n/a Grams: 0 [Check] Stock Portfolio Total Value: Gain/Loss: %	Late nite TV (poetry) ever notice how the only thing on tv between 2-5am is "paid programming"....here's my tribute to infomercials. With 4 easy payments of 9.99 you get a deluxe pairing knife and a corkscrew for your wine supplies are low so you better act fast cause a deal this great will never last buy this food dehydrator get a cheese grater for free learn from the old bald guy how to operate your PC everything's a "system" hurry dont act late cause if you cant get it at the store it must be really great make yourself a million bucks but give us a hundred first buy this nifty sausage grinder make turkey liverwurst lose 30 pounds in just one week get rid of all that fat and by the way we also sell and electronic litterbox for your cat no need to worry about losing your hair replacing it's not that hard just call the number at the bottom of the screen and use your credit card cut some drywall at twice the speed send some money to children in need watch the girls flash on burbon street buy this air-bed and get a free sheet all your favorites on one CD great to put under the christmas tree set it and forget it just dont burn down your house and plug in this sonic-wave and never worry about a mouse i could go on, but why?

06-10-2002, 10:59 AM	#2
dedbr Domestic War Veteran Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 7,502 Grams: 74947.5100000037 [Check] Thanks: 3,033 Thanked 2,736 Times in 1,261 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I love it! Another poet among us,all.And a sense of humor,too! Thank god! __________________ Though my soul may set in darkness, It will rise in perfect light. I have loved the stars too fondly, To be fearful of the night." Sarah Williams Our Posting Guidelines (Check 'em Out!.....)

06-10-2002, 03:20 PM	#3
TheCleric Novice Healer Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,386 Grams: 5679.40000000006 [Check] Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 5 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I dont normally post replies to the poetry but that was awesome. Witty and wordy with a nice verse, you have a good talent there Cleric __________________

06-11-2002, 06:09 AM	#4
potheadreturns2 Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 472 Grams: 2473.29999999999 [Check] Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Haha! Just as good as American Way. Good job my friend, good job indeed! __________________ 2

06-11-2002, 11:25 AM	#7
camd0g1 Jr. Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 187 Grams: 3058.20000000001 [Check] Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Ahh yes consumerism, another powerful weapon in the fight against communism. Top Shelf Brother, that was WicKed __________________ Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant. -P.T. Barnum

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