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06-10-2002, 09:50 AM
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 Late nite TV (poetry) ever notice how the only thing on tv between 2-5am is "paid programming"....here's my tribute to infomercials. With 4 easy payments of 9.99 you get a deluxe pairing knife and a corkscrew for your wine supplies are low so you better act fast cause a deal this great will never last buy this food dehydrator get a cheese grater for free learn from the old bald guy how to operate your PC everything's a "system" hurry dont act late cause if you cant get it at the store it must be really great make yourself a million bucks but give us a hundred first buy this nifty sausage grinder make turkey liverwurst lose 30 pounds in just one week get rid of all that fat and by the way we also sell and electronic litterbox for your cat no need to worry about losing your hair replacing it's not that hard just call the number at the bottom of the screen and use your credit card cut some drywall at twice the speed send some money to children in need watch the girls flash on burbon street buy this air-bed and get a free sheet all your favorites on one CD great to put under the christmas tree set it and forget it just dont burn down your house and plug in this sonic-wave and never worry about a mouse i could go on, but why? | |
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06-10-2002, 09:59 AM
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| Domestic War Veteran   Join Date: Mar 2001
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|  I love it! Another poet among us,all.And a sense of humor,too!  Thank god!
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06-10-2002, 02:20 PM
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| I dont normally post replies to the poetry but that was awesome. Witty and wordy with a nice verse, you have a good talent there   Cleric |
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06-11-2002, 07:13 AM
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| thanks for the positive response....ive got a whole notebook full of this stuff...I'll try to post some more this week | |
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06-11-2002, 10:25 AM
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| Ahh yes consumerism, another powerful weapon in the fight against communism. Top Shelf Brother, that was WicKed
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06-17-2002, 04:16 PM
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| That **** is sooo funny!! I think I'll copy it and send it as a funny e-mail to my friends and family. hehe. Great job!
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