dankdirk

Once upon a time, there was a man named Barry McAffrey. Not just any man though, Barry was possesed by a demon.

This is how the townspeople decided to exorcise it :


Barry McAffrey's head was decapitated with a hack-saw and transported to a special facility for treatment.

The body was hung on a wall and beaten with wooden clubs by every member of the village. After most of the best bones were broken, the pulled it down and began defacating on it.

Back at the special facility, the head was lowered into a chamber and exposed to deadly levels of radiation, just long enough to start to peel the skin and make the brain runny.

Finally, the head is pulverized under a 10 ton slab of concrete, scooped into a jar, and put on display at the center of town. For a generation the citizens take their children to the jar so that they may know that they are safe from evil as long as they remain vigilant.



***THIS WAS A FICTIONAL STORY, ANY LIKENESSES ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL***