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Old 08-22-2002, 02:59 PM   #1
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Default I am the man...

I am the man that helps your daughter when she has a flat tire.
I am the man that catches your neighbor’s dog and post’s the Pet Found sign.
I am the man that is known as your Childs room parent at school.
I am the man that your neighbors call when they need a hand.
I am the man that chaperones your child on school field trips.
I am the man that try’s to teach children the difference between right and wrong.
I am the man that waves at you as we pass on a busy road.
I am the man that opens the door for you at the convenience store as you enter.
I am the man that visits the elderly in the retirement home.
I am the man that helped your wife get your cereal off the top shelf at the grocer.
I am the man that had another child at the age of 40 because life is good.
I am the man that gives to the homeless.
I am the man that pays his taxes.
I am the man that let you make that left turn at the red light.
I am the man that fed your dog while you were on vacation.
I am the man that told your child to be safe in that fast car.
I am the man that apologizes for dialing the wrong phone number.
I am the man that taught your child how to play tee ball.
I am the man that bought 3 cases of cookies from the Girl Scout.
I am the man that cut your neighbors grass when her husband passed.
I am the man that makes it a point to speak to the handicapped.
I am the man that has been married for 20 years.


I am the man that you would think has morals and ethics.

I am the man that has been judged by what he smokes and not what he does.

Peace,

Shakka
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Old 08-22-2002, 03:15 PM   #2
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you are the man. toke on buddy. just keep acting nice and some'll start to get it. some'll still think that beneath that nice outer layer you're some evil criminal, but don't mind them. be a shining example of how stoner's are good people.
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Old 08-22-2002, 03:35 PM   #3
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Right on, shakka. Wish I had had you as a teacher when I was younger because I really sucked at T-ball.

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Old 08-22-2002, 05:22 PM   #4
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I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF! When people see how much I smoke they always assume I'm a dumb person, that I have no intellegence at all. But, when they see that I am holding down a 3.6 average as a Computer Science major they tend to think differently about pot smokers! We all need to represent the smoking community in a positive way!
Happy Tokin'
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Old 08-22-2002, 05:24 PM   #5
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Well... i am the man that volunteers at the animal shelter.

BOOYAH!



-Jim

P.S.- Im also the man that mugs elderlies, oh wait... no im not.



-Jim
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Old 08-22-2002, 05:29 PM   #6
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Old 08-23-2002, 12:55 PM   #7
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Panama......

Bro,
there is no creative writing in this thread.....

I have only told a stoners story...It is nonfiction and is 100% true!

But peace to you for thinking that it might be creative.


My first post and I get moved


Peace,

Shakka
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