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Rusty_Cage

Even though I wrote this while I was really stoned, I think it flows okay. I know it's not very long, but I guess I ran out of rhymes.

Anyways, tell me what you think!

Mari J

Sometimes the amount of joy and elation
is overshadowed by procrastination.
Nothing is done. Nothing is right.
Owell, as long as I'm high tonight.

When with Mari J, all appears well,
Though I seem to lose the will to excel.
However gifted with such wit and incite,
I feel burdened by this ruthless contrite.

Some feel as though they must persecute me,
Mindlessly following thier irrational decree.
So you may choose, if you wish, not to appease,
For I do with my body as I damn well please.

[edit] Oh yeah, by the way, this is copyrighted. [/edit]

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I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

 

bing bong

i thought your poem was clever
i would smoke with you whenever
as long as we get high
ill keep coming by
i pitch, you pitch
all four eyes get *****ed

that was in like 1 or two min. very unusual for myself.