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imported_PepSmokeUOut · 06-08-2003, 06:09 AM

The guy whose style this resembles is MC Paul Barman. Search for him, he does crazy ****....

I laugh and don my tunic
As I graph this onry runic
Harass and honor Jew Nick
And think, "Man, I need a new dick
Ill warn you, please don't be too trusting
Somewhat tempting, but disgusting
Never penetrate a heinous
Eastern European anus"

* Jew Nick is paneos on the boards... he's my bud! I wrote this song about some russian chick who gave me warts

*This one I wrote when I got a seed from a buddy of mine in programming class

I just received a planter seed
I think of all the tools I'll need
To reap just what I sow....
My mind's about to slow!

That's all for now,

Pep

DonnieDanko · 06-08-2003, 06:19 AM

nice

here is one i just made up:

one cone and im blazed
no need to thank me, this is just a phase
as i enter the realm of the mind it is clear to see
that marijuana is the plant for me

imported_PepSmokeUOut · 06-08-2003, 06:24 AM

While munching on my mac & cheese
I had to put my back at ease
I felt I had to smack Rick Deez
i couldn't understand him, he was speaking Blackinese
He kills me... like hemlock to Socrates
Or when posers wear to school their Soccer T's
When you see a sorority girl, will you mock her please?
(Sorority girl says: )Oh my god, have you seen his jock disease!?

--------------------------------------------
It's great to be intelligent
But don't be arrogant
If you feel that it's relevant
Let em vent
It will prevent
A catastrophic mal event

Bring on the creativeness!

Pep

imported_PepSmokeUOut · 06-08-2003, 06:26 AM

While coding a vector class
My RA Hector smashed
My lung infector stash
I cried, "You room-inspector ass!"

YA!

Pep

imported_PepSmokeUOut · 06-08-2003, 06:36 AM

Faster than a throw-up
plastered frat row up
Strathmore would show up
to class... on a Friday morning
"It's boring, I'm busy whoring,
my BAC is soaring, and my roommate's snoring!"
Stop giving excuses, let's see what the truth is
In this ridiculous, piss-poor, bliss-ridden,
Inefficient system that's smitten with 'victim'

IAmTheWalrus212 · 06-08-2003, 01:33 PM

Holy shiznit! Paul Barman is awesome... I gotta get this guy too. They sound like the same person... ooooooo

Shamanicflight · 06-26-2003, 10:59 PM

I am LOVING this poem, because the mind who created this is very educated........not High School....there's some college in there.....am I right?

While munching on my mac & cheese
I had to put my back at ease
I felt I had to smack Rick Deez
i couldn't understand him, he was speaking Blackinese
He kills me... like hemlock to Socrates
Or when posers wear to school their Soccer T's
When you see a sorority girl, will you mock her please?
(Sorority girl says: )Oh my god, have you seen his jock disease!?

Shamanicflight · 06-26-2003, 11:02 PM

I just registered and I'm really relaxed and just found Pep's poetry, so my mind is like trying to parse this person, just foolin' around trying to see if we can guess how old, what educational level, etc.....and I'm sayin' that Pep is college educated....he's had some english lit.........

how close am I????

Hollah back!

Terri

potheadreturns2 · 07-12-2003, 10:45 PM

Medicinal use, or criminal abuse
a group of cynical youths
were surveyed aboud drugs
with kids there age
because of a lack of courage
there responses were misworded....
or maybe they misheard it
or maybe they mislearned it
who am I to say anyway
my point is i'm very pointed
about my point about my joints
pipes blunts and bongs
like whats wrong
with our modern society
people fad dieting and tryin' to be
what they sight on tv
it might often seem rediculous
and it is really but inconspicuous
see they've depicted us
pot heads as losers
and law abusers
with no brains who feel no pain
well I'm sick of it
and I will take no more
SO **** THE POLICE!
Don't let it suck just to be
who you are find a cop
do up there car with spray paint
to deliver your message of displacement
cuz every cop is like an eraser erasin
our constitution thats why I try
to start this movement
of drug and pot abusers
cuz if you listen to me
just once you'll be itchin' to pee
all over our all wise oil ties
belevelant coke head president!

hows that for intelligent rap?

06-08-2003, 06:09 AM	#1
imported_PepSmokeUOut New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 8 Grams: 556.50 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	intelligent rap!! The guy whose style this resembles is MC Paul Barman. Search for him, he does crazy ***.... I laugh and don my tunic As I graph this onry runic Harass and honor Jew Nick And think, "Man, I need a new dick Ill warn you, please don't be too trusting Somewhat tempting, but disgusting Never penetrate a heinous Eastern European anus" Jew Nick is paneos on the boards... he's my bud! I wrote this song about some russian chick who gave me warts *This one I wrote when I got a seed from a buddy of mine in programming class I just received a planter seed I think of all the tools I'll need To reap just what I sow.... My mind's about to slow! That's all for now, Pep

06-08-2003, 06:19 AM	#2
DonnieDanko Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 174 Grams: 1,266.40 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	nice here is one i just made up: one cone and im blazed no need to thank me, this is just a phase as i enter the realm of the mind it is clear to see that marijuana is the plant for me __________________ 28 days ... 6 hours ... 42 minutes ... 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.

06-08-2003, 06:24 AM	#3
imported_PepSmokeUOut New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 8 Grams: 556.50 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	a few more! While munching on my mac & cheese I had to put my back at ease I felt I had to smack Rick Deez i couldn't understand him, he was speaking Blackinese He kills me... like hemlock to Socrates Or when posers wear to school their Soccer T's When you see a sorority girl, will you mock her please? (Sorority girl says: )Oh my god, have you seen his jock disease!? -------------------------------------------- It's great to be intelligent But don't be arrogant If you feel that it's relevant Let em vent It will prevent A catastrophic mal event Bring on the creativeness! Pep

06-08-2003, 06:26 AM	#4
imported_PepSmokeUOut New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 8 Grams: 556.50 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	This is my BABY! While coding a vector class My RA Hector smashed My lung infector stash I cried, "You room-inspector ass!" YA! Pep

06-08-2003, 06:36 AM	#5
imported_PepSmokeUOut New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 8 Grams: 556.50 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Sometimes it flows, I wrote 60 haiku in a week once Faster than a throw-up plastered frat row up Strathmore would show up to class... on a Friday morning "It's boring, I'm busy whoring, my BAC is soaring, and my roommate's snoring!" Stop giving excuses, let's see what the truth is In this ridiculous, piss-poor, bliss-ridden, Inefficient system that's smitten with 'victim'

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06-08-2003, 01:33 PM	#6
IAmTheWalrus212 Jr. Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 918 Grams: 722.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Holy shiznit! Paul Barman is awesome... I gotta get this guy too. They sound like the same person... ooooooo __________________ I had a mystical spiritual cosmic technological wiring electricity neon Venture into the Known But As Yet Undiscovered...

06-26-2003, 10:59 PM	#7
Shamanicflight New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2 Grams: 455.45 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	awesome poetry!!! I am LOVING this poem, because the mind who created this is very educated........not High School....there's some college in there.....am I right? While munching on my mac & cheese I had to put my back at ease I felt I had to smack Rick Deez i couldn't understand him, he was speaking Blackinese He kills me... like hemlock to Socrates Or when posers wear to school their Soccer T's When you see a sorority girl, will you mock her please? (Sorority girl says: )Oh my god, have you seen his jock disease!?

06-26-2003, 11:02 PM	#8
Shamanicflight New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2 Grams: 455.45 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Pep's poetry..... I just registered and I'm really relaxed and just found Pep's poetry, so my mind is like trying to parse this person, just foolin' around trying to see if we can guess how old, what educational level, etc.....and I'm sayin' that Pep is college educated....he's had some english lit......... how close am I???? Hollah back! Terri

07-12-2003, 10:45 PM	#9
potheadreturns2 Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 472 Grams: 654.05 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Medicinal use, or criminal abuse a group of cynical youths were surveyed aboud drugs with kids there age because of a lack of courage there responses were misworded.... or maybe they misheard it or maybe they mislearned it who am I to say anyway my point is i'm very pointed about my point about my joints pipes blunts and bongs like whats wrong with our modern society people fad dieting and tryin' to be what they sight on tv it might often seem rediculous and it is really but inconspicuous see they've depicted us pot heads as losers and law abusers with no brains who feel no pain well I'm sick of it and I will take no more SO **** THE POLICE! Don't let it suck just to be who you are find a cop do up there car with spray paint to deliver your message of displacement cuz every cop is like an eraser erasin our constitution thats why I try to start this movement of drug and pot abusers cuz if you listen to me just once you'll be itchin' to pee all over our all wise oil ties belevelant coke head president! hows that for intelligent rap? __________________ 2

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