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Okay i warn you this is completelly stupid but funny ^^

Jackie’s older self interveiws

Interveiw person: Jackie, what launched your sickness?
Jackie: Um…I guess I slept with no covers while the window was open…erm yeah.
I: No your sickness what is it from?
J: I just told you!
I: That wasent what I meant though.
J: Not my fault you cant ask questions right!
I: Okay…so what kind of sickness do you have?
J: Well I used to have this bad cold but not so bad that my nose gets all red and crusty…but I got over it. Rigth now I only have a cough which causes flem and blood to fly everywhere..WANNA SEE?!
I: NO NO GOD NO ITS OKAY!
J: It was just a question chill. *Spaz*
I: Okay what I meant was why are you mentally sick?
J: OOOOO you mean why have I been to 30 different rehabs and mental institussions?
I: yes exactly!
J: Oh well why dident you just say so?
I: Just answer the question…*cringe*
J: Ok well im crazy!
I: *grips pen firmly* Why?!
J: Because of my horrable childhood!
I: And what was so horrable about it?
J: That’s kinda personal isent it?
I: *walks out the room and leaves, mumbling things under breath*
J: Nice meeting you hope I answered all your questions ^.^v


SECOUND INTERVEIW WITH JACKIE’S OLDER SELF!

I: Hello…
J: *interupts* HI!!!! ^^
I: Oo…riiight…so Jackie…are you crazy or do you act crazy to get attention?
J: Im pretty crazy…I like attention but I don’t look for it through my crazy ways.
I: Good Good..so do you like sushi?
J: I don’t know what that has to do with anythign but no I don’t like sushi…but I tell people I do because im stupid like that.
I: Good good…So are you seeing anyone?
J: Nope! But if I did im sure it’d beh hard to keep a relationship when im in a straight jacket…These things crush my ribs and I keep tellign the nurse and she just tightens the fastends for meh…Isent that sweet?
I: No no its not!
J: Oh realleh you think? Well shes cute…so I put up with it ^^
I: Interesting…so are you still on drugs?
J: Well I still smoke weed with the nurse…oh don’t publish that please…
I: No No I wont *writes it down in bold print*
J: anyway back to the question…But that’s all I do is smoke weed….as for what the doctors give meh is a different story. Sometimes at night I have violent spasms and I need a tranqilizers. And then I take this other drug that’s called “sherpindorphin” its awesome man! I don’t need it but im so used to how people act on meds I act like I need it…just cuz its awesome…don’t publish that either…um then theres all these different pills I have no idea what they are for…and that’s pretty much it.
I: Interesting…so do you think your crazy?
J: No **** im crazy otherwise I wouldent beh in this straight jacket!
I: Okie dokie!
J: IF I HAD BOTH MY ARMS I WOULD KILL YOU!!!!
I: Why?
J: THAT’S IT BLONDIE GET MEH OUT OF THIS THING I WANNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD!
I: Why?
J: OH YOU THINK YOU SO FUNNY HUH? WELL **** YOU MAN **** YOU AND YOUR ****!!!!
I: No more questions good bye *runs out*
J: She was sweet ^^

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